मास्टर जी: अगर मैं तुम्हें 2 बिल्ली दूं, फिर 2 बिल्ली दूं और फिर 2 बिल्ली दूं तो, तुम्हारे पास कितनी बिल्लियां हो जाएंगी? संता: ... 7 मास्टरजी: नहीं, मेरा सवाल दोबारा ध्यान से सुनों, अगर मैं तुम्हें 2 बिल्ली दूं, फिर 2 बिल्ली दूं और फिर 2 बिल्ली दूं तो, तुम्हारे पास कितनी बिल्लियां हो जाएंगी? संता: मास्टर जी...7 मास्टर जी: नहीं, मैं तुम्हें अलग तरीके से समझाता हूं... अगर मैं तुम्हें 2 सेब दूं, फिर 2 सेब दूं और फिर 2 सेब दूं तो, तुम्हारे पास कितने सेब हो जाएंगे...? संता : जी.. 6... मास्टर जी (खुश होकर): शाबाश, अब अगर मैं तुम्हें 2 बिल्ली दूं, फिर 2 बिल्ली दूं और फिर 2 बिल्ली दूं तो, तुम्हारे पास कितनी बिल्लियां हो जाएंगी? संता : कितनी बार बोलूं...7 मास्टर जी (गुस्से से पीटते हुये ): अबे कमीने, जब सेब 6 हो रहे हैं तो बिल्ली 7 कैसे हो जाएंगी? संता(रोते हुए): क्योंकि, मेरे घर पर एक बिल्ली पहले से ही है.
टीचर: बीरबल कौन था? पप्पू:- पता नहीं सर। टीचर:- पढाई पर ध्यान दो तो पता चले। पप्पू:- सर, प्रमोद, विक्की, गौरव कौन हैं? टीचर:- मुझे क्या पता। पप्पू:- बेटी पर ध्यान दो तो पता चले। 😂😂
4 Girls Sitting in a group can say "Tera Bhai mast dikhta hai... Intro to Kara" -😐But- 4 Boys sitting together will never say "Teri behan mast dikhti hai... Baat to Kara" -😀😅- This is Called "Sanskar"
Husband n Wife fighting in frnt of der child Wife 2 Husb: "Tu Saala Kutta" Husb to Wife: "Tu Saali Kutti" Child: Hee.. hee. Mai saala PUPPY..!!
Teacher:"Why are you sleeping in the class ?? . . Student: your voice is so sweet mam thats why i am getting sleep.. . . Teacher: Then why other people are not sleeping ?? . . . . Student: "They aren't listening to you mam." 😝😝😝😝😝😝
Ek baar bhagwan ne aadmi ki Memory clear kar dali . Aur poocha, kuch yaad aa raha hai kya? . Aadmi- sirf GF ka naam.. bhagwan hasa aur bola.. Format kiya par virus nahi gaya. :v
The Students of MBBS/BDS were attending Their 1st Anatomy Class, ;) , , They all Gathered around the Surgery Table with a Real Dead Dog, :3 , , The Professor came and put His Finger in Dog's nose & Taste it in His own Mouth, :-P , Then He asked the Students to do the Same.-_- , , The students Hesitated for several Minutes. o.O , , But atlast EveryOne inserted their Finger in Dog's nose & Tasted it :v . After everyone has finished, :3 . The Professor looked at them & said: "The most important Quality is 'Observation'" :-D . I inserted my MIDDLE Finger But Tasted the FIRST Finger, Today you just Learn "How to Pay Attention" 3:) 😜 .
*At the age of 4 years ...* *Success is.....* That you do not pee in your pants, *At the age of 8 years ...* *Success is.....* To know the way back home. *At the age of 12 years,* *success is........* To have friends. *At the age of 18 years,* *success is.......* To get a driver's license. *At the age of 23 years,* *success is.......* To graduate from a university. *At the age of 25 years,* *success is........* To get a job *At the age of 30 years,* *success is........* To be a family Man. *At the age of 35 years,* *success is........* To make money. *At the age of 45 years,* *success is.......* To maintain the appearance of a young man. *At the age of 50 years,* *success is.......* To provide good education for your children. *At the age of 55 years,* *success is...* To still be able to perform your duties well. *At the age of 60 years,* *success......* To still be able to keep driving license *At the age of 65 years,* *success is.......* To live without disease. *At the age of 70 years,* *success is........* To not be a burden on any one. *At the age of 75 years,* *success is........* To have old friends. *At the age of 80 years,* *success is.......* To know the way back home. *At the age of 85 years,* *success is.......* That not to pee in your pants again.
Sometimes we win ......... Sometimes we learn........
If u want to achieve something extraordinary leave your comfirt zone......MSD
Try your best and leave out all the rest....
I am not in competition to be better than anyone.....i just want to be better than i was yesterday.....
What we fear the most is usually what we most need to do....
There are already a lot of critics so be an inspirer.....
कबीरा खड़ा बाज़ार में, मांगे सबकी खैर, ना काहू से दोस्ती,न काहू से बैर.
बुरा जो देखन मैं चला, बुरा न मिलिया कोय, जो दिल खोजा आपना, मुझसे बुरा न कोय।
पोथी पढ़ि पढ़ि जग मुआ, पंडित भया न कोय, ढाई आखर प्रेम का, पढ़े सो पंडित होय
"The heart💖wants what it wants💑. There's no logic❔to these things😃. You meet someone👩👦and you fall in love🌹and that's that🍁🍁"
jab koi apse kahe ki " u have a very common name ,. what is so special in you ?" Toh aap iska shayri me kaise jawab denge ?
Welcome to our Ajmer .. Ms Tina ji 🙂🙂