An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and put a signboard outside: “Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000.” One Doctor thought this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic. Doctor: I have lost taste in my mouth. Engineer: Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth. Doctor: This is Gasoline! Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500. The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back, after a couple of days later to recover his money he comes back to the clinic. Doctor: I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything. Engineer: Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth. Doctor: But that is Gasoline! Engineer: Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500. The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Doctor: My eyesight has become weak. Engineer: Well, I don’t have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000. Doctor: But this is $500…Engineer: Congratulations! You got your vision back! 😂😂😂
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Perhaps the reason why some people have been so successful for so long is that they can still not win certain things and yet consider the process itself as a triumph. 🙂 👼🏻
Akshay kumar getting national awARD for rustom😂😂😂..aur kitna bik jayegi yw gormint...shame shame..bhakto watch sarabjeet, natsamrat..kitna giraoge desh ko aur..fake deahbhakgi dikhao,bjp ki chato aur reward lelo...bas yahi banana hai desh ko...its totally shit😠😣
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जाओ कोई मौत से जाकर कह दो कोई शिकवा ना रही उससेे क्योंकि आज तो वही रुठ गई रे जिसके लिए हम जिया करते थे।
कोई योगी आए बेवफाओ के शहर मे भी ख्वाहिशो के कत्लखाने वहाँ भी बंद करवाने है
“You can't say to the spring: "Come now and last forever." You can only say: "Come and bless me with your hope, and stay as long as you can.” ― Paulo Coelho, Eleven Minutes
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Self reminder: You're still young and you're not supposed to have your whole life figured out yet. Don't stress, everything will work out....
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Good morning... Happy weekend... 😀😊
हर नजर में मुमकिन नहीं है, बेगुनाह रहना....... वादा ये करें कि, खुद की नजर में बेदाग रहें...... Happie Morning....
हज़ारों साल नरगिस अपनी बेनूरी पे रोती है
बड़ी मुश्किल से होता है चमन में दीदावर पैदा
- इक़बाल
choti choti baatein dil mein rakhne sey badhe badhe rishtey kharaab ho jaate hai.....
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If you have an aim..be prepared to bleed for it.
Good night sweet dreams