The difference between Are You in Whatsapp and What's your phone number is the quality of your phone.
good morning ๐ป๐ป๐ป
Neil Nitin Mukesh was riding a motorcycle. And stopped by police coz 3 riders are not allowed on one bike.
#nielnitinmukeskjokes 



My Dream Girl is someone who can download movies from torrent.๐๐๐๐
Award for Best Actor: Farhan Akhtar (Bhaag Milkha Bhaag)
Award for Best Actress: Deepika Padukone (Goliyon Ki Raslila RamLeela)Award for Best Director: Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra (Bhaag Milkha Bhaag)
Award for Best Film: Bhaag Milkha Bhaag
Award for Best Playback Singer Male: Arijit Singh (Tum hi ho, Aashiqui)khwaesho se nahi girte phool
FREEDOM IN MIND,
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police ๐
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. 
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. ![]()
troll !!!!!!
Duniya Main To Koi Aur Bhi Hoga Tera Jaisa
Par Hum Tujhe Chahte Hain, Tera Jaison Ko Nahi...
At home:
U Study for 3 hrs no one sees u..
Wen u pick up d mobile for a second
mom/dad enters d room n say โbilkul padhai ni karteโ
In hostel:
Have mob for 3 hrs no one sees u..
pick up d book for a second
Friends enter the room and says โKitna padega Einstein ki aulad โฆpagal ho jayega..โ
I am a master at pretending to not see people I know in public 
so true !!
I do apologize for the offtopic post but please support us in our struggle
please sign http://www.change.org/en-IN/ petitions/ shri-v-narayanasamy-save-ssc-cg l-2013-examination
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