मैडम:- जो बच्चा मुझें बीस तक गिनती सुनाएगा
मैं उसे kiss💋दूंगी!
तभी एक कमीना बच्चा बोला 👶 :
मैडम मैं 100 तक गिनती सुना दूंगा ,
आप मुझे पूरी स्कीम बताओ !
😍☺😊😃😛😛😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1 aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg bheja, Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli Shut up, tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart. Aalu ko bahut dukh hua aur us ne phir itni sabziyan fasaayi ki Aaj aap dekh skte ho Aalu-ghobi, Aalu- baigan, Aalu-Shimla mirch, Aalu-palak, Aalu-matar, Aalu-tamater Aur Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hai... So respect da genuine feelings 😉😉
Let's imagine.... If all RTS members get together @ any place... Wht will be the scene... 🤔🤔🤔🤔 Apne apne dimag ki product btao...😜😜
जो डलहौज़ी न कर पाया वो ये हुक़्क़ाम कर देंगे
कमीशन दो तो हिन्दोस्तान को नीलाम कर देंगे
ये वन्दे-मातरम का गीत गाते हैं सुबह उठकर
मगर बाज़ार में चीज़ों का दुगुना दाम कर देंगे
सदन में घूस देकर बच गई कुर्सी तो देखोगे
वो अगली योजना में घूसखोरी आम कर देंगे....
– अदम गोंडवी
I met a v smart Girl Richa practising as a lawyer , at the post office. She was posting about 4 dozen cards. I asked her what was the occasion? She said that these were Valentine cards and signed as "Guess Who" and sent to all the married men in and around her society. She said that last year she had posted about 2 dozen and was lucky to have about 4 divorce cases. So this time she wanted to increase her business. 😀😛😂😝
To stop being sentimental is something beyond impossible.... But if you could do so.... i swear you will lose 99% of your emotional problems.... Bcoz 99% of your sentiments create problem and nothing else.... 😊
Don't take life too seriously. You don't get out of it alive anyway!
बदले तो नहीं हैं वो... दिल-ओ-जान के करीने, आँखों की जलन, दिल की चुभन अब भी वही है।#copied
Of all the shows I have ever watched she has been my favourite character. Always 😍
main anjaani hoon wo kahaani Hogi naa jo poori......
Gumshudgi mein kho jati hai kuch logon ki dastan,,,
Kyun samajh nahi pate use khud usse hi Jude insaan....
Unke bhi dilo mein hote hai kai armaan,,,
Kyun hum nahi samjha pate unme bhi chupi hoti hai ek naanhi si Jaan ...
Badalon ki tarah chup chup k bahate hain ankhon se paani,,,
Kya unhe haq nahi wo bhi khul k bitaye jindagi ban k kisi k raja aur rani....
Aachaiyan unme mein bohut si hoti hai jinhe won bta jata nahi pate,,,
Kyun hum unhe har baat p hai aajmate....
Kaavitaiyan toh har koi likh leta hai,,,
Par dil se Judi daastan ka roop keval kuch hi de pate hain...
Woh kuch log..... Han wahi...
Khuch aesa likh dalte hain,,,,
Ki jaalimo ki aankhon se bhi aasun jhalka dete hain...
Phir se le aati hain wahin p jindagi...
Jahan se shuru ki hoti hain humne kabhi apni likhne ki kahani.....
I wish you could have known how much I love you. I am not rich nor handsome. I am just a stupid man who is insanely in love with you. Maybe loneliness is my destiny. I will try to embrace it. I wish I could have touched you for real...and dissolve into the infinite..
Hello girls...
Alcohol is- creating virtual memories with you despite knowing the truth. :)
एट्टीट्यूड तो हम मरने के बाद भी
दिखाएंगे...
दुनिया पैदल चलेगी और हम
कंधो पर।
ये मोहब्बत नहीं, उसूल-ए-वफ़ा है ऐ दोस्त,
हम जान तो दे देंगे जान का नंबर नहीं देंगे।
Don't search an example, be an example !!!
सर्द रातें बढ़ा देती है, सूखे पत्तों की कीमत, वक़्त वक़्त की बात है, वक़्त सबका आता है...!
Watching Conjuring 2 lone in room..headphones on...kal meri koi post nahi aayi to samajh lena.....