An Office Table Worth 32 LAKHS 
OMG
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling!its a computer, not a Husband..!!
I hope Leonardo Di caprio win Oscar this time for the performance in The Wolf of the wall Street.
He's still waiting for his first oscar award since titanic !!
Gf: โฌ?jaan socha call kar loon, tum mujhe miss kar rhe hoge
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Bf: โฌ?kamini abhi 15 min pehle,
to ladaai karke bethii hai aur
ek dam se itna pyar kaise aa raha hai ?
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Gf: maa ki ankh, fir tera no. Lag gya !!
Girls Express Their Feelings With Gussa And Tears......
&
Boys Express Their Feelings With sutta & Beers..๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป
le liiiiiiiiiiii
9 Advices To Engineering students.. . .
1. Never Love A Girl/Boy . .
2. Never Lie To Parents.. . .
3. Never Be Rude To Anyone.. . .
4. Always Say Sorry To Enemies.. . .
5. Never drink alcohol . . .
6. Never Bunk College/ School/Office.. . .
7. Never Roam Till Mid Night . . .
8. Always Study/Work Well . . .
9. Die Immediately If You Follow The Above Eight Advices ๐๐๐
Bitter Truth . . . . . . . .
"Everyone wants to park his vehicle in shadow but No one wants to plant a tree." ๐
Ghor Kalyug-
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Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko pareshaan Kar raha hota hai
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Girl:" Ghar me Maa/ Bahen nahi hai kya ??
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Boy:" nahi Jee koi nahi hai... akela rehta hu
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Girl:"To Ghar le chal na pagal, Yaha Time pass kyu kar raha hai !!
Making someone laugh when they're feeling down can literally improve your own mood..!! ๐๐๐๐๐
Date sheet aa gyi hai, Taiyari shuru kr do .
7 Feb-Rose Day,.
8 Feb-Propose Day,.
9 Feb-Chocolate Day,.
10 Feb-Teddy Day,.
11 Feb-Promise Day,.
12 Feb-Hug Day,.
13 Feb-Kiss Day,.
14 Feb-Valentine Day,.
15 FEB- POCKET KHALI DAY ... !!
16 FEB - Break Up Day ... !!! 
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TOP 9 Punch dialogs heard by EVERYONE from TEACHERS... ::-
* If you are noT intresTed then U maY leaVe the clAss.
* If you wan't to tAlK plEase GeT ouT Of thE clAss & talk
* ThiS clAss iz woRsT den a fIsh maRkeT...
* Are you Here to wAsTe YouR pAreNts moNeY...
* Tell me WheN u all haVe FiNisHed talKinG..
* whY yoU are lAughInG??.. come here, n teLl us,,, we'll alSo laUgh..
* Do You ThinK teAchErs aRe fOoL.... ( |lolzz| i wish i could shout yes yes yesssss ) !!
* Don't TrY tO ovEr smArT wiD me !!!
* yoU YeS You..,,:p !! M taLking to you onlY. Don't lOok BacK.. !!!๐ป
Exam.. mein ek Question aya
โฌลChallenge ka 1 example likho ? โฌ?
Pappu ne and sheet khaali chod di aur aakhri mein likha.
"Asli Baap ki aulad hai to pass kar ke dikha ... !!๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
A mouse bit my computer mouse wire ! ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ kis janam ka badla lia hai isne us bechare mouse se.๐๐๐๐
Batista is back!! ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐
A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other...Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever. ~ Dave Matthews Band
..So true
Never hurt a Samosa, vada or kachori by saying no๐
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@saloni1931
never hurt a guy by taking away his samosa, vada or kachori. we too have "feelings" inside[as opposed to "fillings"]
what say guys? @Rohit143 @engg_harsh @pprats @rohan11590 @wisely_chosen
never hurt a guy by taking away his samosa, vada or kachori. we too have "feelings" inside[as opposed to "fillings"]
what say guys? @Rohit143 @engg_harsh @pprats @rohan11590 @wisely_chosen
Ishq ke charche bahut hai,
Ishq mein marte bahut hai,
Hamane bhi ishq karke dekha yaro,
Ishq mein kharche bahut hai. ๐๐๐๐๐
Teach your children about tax, eat 30% of their Ice Cream !
