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99% Indians Work on the principle of rocket "It does not mean , we aim for sky;; It means that we do not start work Unless our tail is on fire"" 😂
My whole first year of graduation.... I had only single prayer in my mind 😂 😂
Whenever a random guy entered the classroom 👦 🏃
Me dreaming : For the love of god, please be a hot guy 😁 😁
👦 Boy : I have a crush on you 💓
👧 Girl : It will go away some day 😂 😂
बहुत चाहा उसको जिसे हम पा न सके,
ख्यालों में किसी और को ला न सके.
उसको देख के आंसू तो पोंछ लिए,
लेकिन किसी और को देख के मुस्कुरा न सके
Confession of an IT Engineer.....
I work in an IT firm and it is pretty common for us to face issues with laptops. We have a service desk that solves our issues when a ticket is raised. One day I was facing some issue with Outlook and I raised a ticket to get it resolved. I got a call from Service desk lady after some time and it went this way:
Lady: Hi I'm calling from service desk, what is the problem?
Me: (I explained the problem).
Lady: Can you please share your screen and give me the control so that I can solve the issue?
Me: (I shared the screen and gave the control. She solved it!!)
Lady: You may close the ticket from your end, the issue is solved.
Me: Thank you very much, I will close the ticket.
I opened her profile in lync (it is business version of skype, where you can chat and view the profiles of your company mates etc.) and had a look at her profile. The display pic looked small in size. I instantly messaged her Employee ID to my colleague(my college mate) and asked him to have a look at her. He replied "She looks good in some angles".
I tried searching her FB profile with the help of her name, but there were too many results.
I started searching on linked in instead, I found her profile this time. I was trying to enlarge the profile pic and suddenly a message popped up - it said...
""You may please stop sharing your screen!!.."" :p ;)
मैं पीकर नहीं बहकता, बहकता हूँ तो उसे देखकर,". . अब बताओ ज़रा कि शराब हराम है या वो ?? . इतने में मम्मी के कमरे से आवाज़ आई,," . शराब हराम है; और वो हरामजादी हैं; और तु हरामखोर ",!!! . माँ कसम, सब क्लियर हो गया।..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sometimes when someone exits your life, they're doing you a favor.. They leave an empty space for someone who actually deserves to be in your life..😊😊😊
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Stop whatever you are doing. Turn on your sound. And hit play. Just do it.🎊🎵🎶🎶🎶🎧🎼
लड़की :ओ फूलवाले भैय्या, कितने को दिया ये गुलाब ? ☺🌹 भैय्या: 50 रुपया 😛 लड़की: इतना मेहँगा कैसे?😓 भैय्या:माय लाईफ, माय रुल्स माय रेट, माय फूल्स😂😂😂😎😎
CEO: Suggest names for our detergent. Think outside the box. G1: Radio. G2: Calculator. G3: Angoothi G4: Ghadi CEO: Ghadi sounds awesome.😊👍
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आँसू आ जाते हैं आँखों में पर लबों पर हंसी लानी पड़ती है ...
ये मोहब्बत भी क्या चीज़ है, जिस से करते हैं उसी से छुपानी पड़ती है...।
कभी सोचता हूं... मै वेसे हो ही जाता जैसे इलज़ाम लगे ह...तो शायद ख़ुश रहता...मोर🔫
बेवजह की मुझसे रंजिशे बढ़ाकर, तू क्या पायेगा..? पाँव पर अपने कुल्हाड़ी चलाकर, तू क्या पायेगा..? भुलाना ही है, तो दिल से भुलाकर दिखा मुझे, मेरे नाम को कागज़ से मिटाकर, तू क्या पायेगा..?