Ye duniya bahut khudgarzz hai, kyunki jeene ki sahi apni hi tarzz hai
Leave application by a female employee: Dear sir, Today, my husband had headache and by mistake, he took viagra instead of paracetamol. Since our maid is also home, so I cannot come to the office today.. Thanks..
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Uska husan ko parde ki jarurat hi kaha, kaun rehta hai hosh ma usse dekhna ka bad! 😍😍😍
You know I know how To make 'em stop and stare as I zone out ; The club can't even handle me right now Watchin you watchin me; , I go all out The club can't even handle me right now.. !!
People: “I love it when my boyfriend tells me how much he loves me.”
Me: “I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready.” 😂 😜
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Just now got this mail ... Notification poped up ..and i was like .."BC keede pad ke maaroge "
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#Engineer
Kaas mere pas v China k tarah Veto power hota.... PRE me nahi hone par v ... veto use kr k mains me ghus jate ....
सूरत के एक गाँव में जूतों की बिक्री संख्या में भारी इज़ाफ़ा, कल केजरीवाल की रैली के लिए जनता तैयार! 😂
Tum Mujhe Hmmm Do, Main Tumhe Kkkkk Dunga😎😎
किसी ने धूल क्या झोंकी मेरी आँखों में, पहले से बेहतर दिखने लगा।
Abhi sheesha hu toh sabki aankho ma chubta hu, jab aaina banuga tab saara zamaana dekhega! 😊😊😊
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Is there anything one could do if they don't get their online ordered product by the prescribed date (Amazon)
मेरे कई चेहरे हैं.....
एक दफ़्तर वाला ,
एक भीड़ वाला ,
एक रिश्तों वाला ,
एक तन्हाई वाला,
.. ..
मुश्किल तब होती है जब कभी ये अदल बदल हो जातें हैं .
Maine apne andar k Ravan ko maar diya, Meghnad ko bhi maar diya........ Bas Kumbhkaran nahi mar raha!😴😝
When one door closes , another opens....
Or you can open the closed door....
That's how doors work. :neutral_face:
You look great when you go out, but don't see anyone you know.
you have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it's a reunion.
:sob: :sob: :weary: :weary: Always happens to me :sob: