kya pata muje
Long time ago Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English colonel. They took him to their headquarters, and the French General began to question him. Finally, as an afterthought, the French General asked, "Why do English Officers wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"
In his bland English way, the officer informed the general that the reason British officers wear a red coat is that, if they are shot, the blood won't show, and the men they are leading won't panic."
And that is why, from that day to this, all Pakistani Army Officers wear yellowish brown pants! 😂😉😅. "
Seeing some recent public reactions on social platforms ....
Pre surgical strikes .... eveyone is behaving like a Defense strategist , Modi is shame ..blah blah.....56 inch chest is mere a 36 breast ...Attack pakistan ...Commandoes roaming in Fb pages and twitter handels ...yeh kardo woh kardo ...i dont want to mention Political parties reaction because it's their job to do the shit work
Post Surgical strikes..... Modi is great ...look his 56 inch chest ...abusing all other political parties ..true chanakya ..khoon ka badla khoon se le liya /...pak army shown doing some idiotic videos ...feeling proud Indian ...
Yes the work done by our army jawans is indeed a commendable work ..but this can be initiated earlier by political pwers ruling India then ..when Mumbai Attack happened ..when kargil happened ...
Modi showed us ..
a mature way to react to our problems .... Not in a haphazard way
leadership at international level ...not laying with the concubines provided there
how to respect our parents especially or "Maa" be it our country land or biological mother ...not to aacept Dna tests or marrying someone when you are in 60s ...
He showed us why we are spending huge money over kashmir ...THe water .yes the water of this country is there ..Pakistan just want that ....they have nothing to do with Kashmiri independence ....and the youth of Kashmir just dont understand this simple fact ..and we all know that if Pak is there in our place ,,,they will not take a second thought to scrap Indus water treaty and all our Northen plains be deprived of water ...there will be floods and drought as wished by Pak ..1st time in the history of Indian diplomacy someone pricked their Jugular vein ..Now ..after Indus review ..no nuclear threats are coming ..bcoz they know this this man can certainly do this ..
America a very smart bussiness house ..now fall to the Modi tunes ..thanks he made a biggest market ...by streamlining all the reforms ..be it GST or some other ..yes they are brainchild of Manmohan govt ..but its the willpower and decisive leadearship ..which results in the implementaion of policies
Lastly We ..who are we ..
We are the hypocrities ...yet to mature ....
hum bas share aur like karenge ..comments mein respect denge bas ..nahi toh agle somvar tak kuch bura ho jayega hamare saath ..h na ? aur forward nahi kiya toh Gau mata ka aapmaan ho jayega ...
Admire the good reforms ..irrespective of political party ..critisize bad policies ...but to do this plz do small readings of political issues.
Or atleast give votes to those who really care about ur constituency ..ur loksabha seat
and above all who care about this country.
Waching ..Lady gaga , cold play David Guetta over youtube is Good ..but simultaneously knowing Premchand, Jayprakash narayan , Dinkar is also Good
#can be written more ..but a urgent piece of work summons me ...
# just a thought ...writing again after a long time
.....Mor🔫
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मसला ये भी है इस ज़ालिम दुनिया का..
कोई अगर अच्छा भी है तो वो अच्छा क्य़ूँ है??
पत्नी – तुमने शादी से पहले क्यू नही
बताया के तुम्हारी रानी नाम की
एक और पत्नी भी है….?? 😭 😭 😭
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पती – बताया तो था तुम्हे
रानी की तरह रखूँगा 😜 😜
haha lol 😂 😂 🔫
Pakistan ka jawabi hamla
Pakistan was thinking this is ManMohan Singh's governtment they cant do anything
Thanks to #NarendrModi #SurgicalStrike
" Place Bhi Hum Chunenge Time Bhi Hum Chunenge Aur Chun Cun Ke Marenge " 😂
You call Gambhir and give chance to Dhawan(worst player in the world)
Dumb Virat should dump his personal issues with Gambhir... you'r giving chances to Dhawan unbelievable.. the pitch is playing good...this team gonna suffer this time...
ऐ दर्द .....
कुछ तो कम कर......
मै तेरा रोज का ग्राहक हूँ.......✍✍
Opener lena h toh Gautam ko lo
Sikhar to gutkha bhi hota h 😂
Love is about holding on, even when you feel like letting go.....
एक माँ अपने 6 साल के बच्चे का फोटो खिंचवाने के लिए फोटो- स्टूडियो लेकर गई. फोटोग्राफर raghu बच्चे को पुचकारते हुए बोला – “बेटा, मेरी तरफ देखो … इस कैमरे से अभी कबूतर निकलेगा !” बच्चा बोला – “फोकस एडजस्ट कर, जाहिलों जैसी बातें मत कर, पोर्ट्रेट मोड यूज करना, मैक्रो के साथ, ISO 200 के अंदर रखना!, High resolution में pic आनी चाहिए … Facebook पे अपलोड करनी है, वरना पैसे नहीं मिलेंगे …. साला … ! ‘कबूतर निकलेगा….’ तेरे बाप ने कबूतर डाला था कैमरे में.......... :)
डॉक्टर की गलती और वकील की गलती में क्या फर्क होता है? डॉक्टर की गलती ज़मीन के चार फूट नीचे गाड़ देती हैं और वकील की गलती चार फूट ऊपर टांग देती हैं………. 😂😂😂
कैसे चला जाऊँ उठ कर तेरी महफिल से यूँ......
अभी इल्ज़ाम लगना है ....
अभी ज़ुर्माना बाकी है.....✍✍✍©
रिश्तों को बस इस तरह से बचा लिया करो . कभी मान जाया करो कभी मना लिया करो....
एक भाई जितना आपसे लड़ता हैं... कोई अगर आपके बारे में कुछ कह दे..उतना ही वो..आपके लिए लड़ता हैं..
# भाई
इश्क़ के दो मुकाम ---
पहले शामें नहीं कटती....
फिर रातें नहीं कटती....✍✍©