hahhaahhaa
I love you not because I need you, I need you because I love you....
Cause what I feel is the only truth I know,
And I get by on this naivety of youth
In Afghanistan
People on Facebook upload a picture of AK-47 And write the caption
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Your child hood was amazing if you remember this.. ๐ฒ ๐ 
Statue of Poverty
Future prediction: Tomorrow approx 10000 live users on PG looking for CAT results, but many of them will post here- '404 Error, not found'.
PS: assume '12 midnight of 13 January 2014' as time stamp of this post. 
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๐Two girlzz were playing chess
(joke doesn't end here)
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girl 1- Chal yaar bas karte hain,
pak rahe hai
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girl 2: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda
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The joke doesn't end here either
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Phir waha ek ladka aata hai
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Boy: Chalo girlzz, chess khelate hai.
both girlzz:Nahi, tum to hume aasanise haradoge
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Boy: Chalo yaar.
Tum dono aur mai akela
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both girl:Phir bhi hum haar jayenge.
Boy :Okay, mai left hand se khelunga
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both girlzz:Haan. yupee Phir thik hai
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The joke still doesn't end
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Dono obviously haar jate hai aur ladka whan se chala jata hai
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girl 1:Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar
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Lefthand se bhi hara diya usne.
girll 2 (thoda sochne k baad ):Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume
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girl1:Kaise?
girl 2:Wo lefty hi hoga... !!
May the Lohri Burn all the moments of sadness and bring you warmth of joy, happiness and love. Wishing you and your family a very Happy Lohri (Bonfire festival) ..๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐๐
Main zindagi ka saath nibhata chala gaya
Har fikar ko dhuen mein udata chala gaya
Barbadiyon ka shok manana fizul tha
Barbadiyon ka jashan manata chala gaya
Har fikar ko dhuen mein udaโฆ
Jo mil gaya usi ko muqaddar samajh liya
Jo kho gaya main usko bhulata chala gaya
Har fikar ko dhuen mein udaโฆ
Gham aur khushi mein farq na mehsoos ho jahan
Main dil ko us muqaam pe laata chala gaya
Har fikar ko dhuen mein udaโฆ ๐๐
Happy Lohri everyone ๐๐๐ป๐ป
Labeled as the world's ugliest woman, Lizzie Velasquez stands up for herself to teach this world something! Hats Off to this lady !!! Big respect !
That awkward moment when you have to say to yourself:-
"Yaar, Sunday toh kal tha, aaj toh Monday hai...."
Tomorrow is like any other day for me.. I'l get screwed at 9 AM
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Usualy its the review meeting. But tomorrow is a holiday ๐
Mitha gurh te vich mil gia til,
uddi ptang te khil geya dil,
har pal sukh te har din shanti pao,
rab agge dua, tusi โLohriโ khushian naal manao.
HAPPY LOHRI to all ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ
Happy Lohri ..:)
Happy Lohri to You all and Your Sweet Families 
....Keep Smiling 
I say you wish to all Happy Lohri. I wish you clear every exam of the year you give. I too wish that you be all good officers in coming Lohri.
Behoshi ka keher
Laddu ek 12 saal ka ladka hai aur uske Papa business ke liye out of station gaye huye hai,
unhe 1 hafte baad vaapis aana hai...
LADDU KA GHAR
Maa: Laddu...
Laddu: Haan Maa, bolo...
Maa (Laddu ko gift-wrapped parcel dikhate huye): Dekh, tere Papa ne tere liye
Filpkart.com se kya bhijvaya...
Laddu: Maa, kyun mazaak kar rahi ho, Papa ne aaj tak kiraane ki dukaan se ek
5-star to dilaayi nahi, ye kya aur kahan se mangva liya...
Maa: Laddu, sach bol rahi hu...
Laddu: Theek hai Maa, kya hai isme?...
Maa: Isme headphones hai beta - Sennheiser HD 800...
Laddu: Vaah Maa, Papa to chaa gaye, kitne ke hai?...
Maa: 85000 rupay...
Ye sunkar Laddu BEHOSH ho gaya...
Jab usse 15 mint mein hosh aaya...
Maa: Kya hua Laddu, le beta khol le, khel le inke saath...
Laddu ka mann pighal gaya aur bola: Nahi Maa, Papa ke aane par hi kholunga...
Par Laddu ke mann mein gubaare phoolne lage aur usne socha sab dosto ko
gift dikhaun aur khabar sunaun, wo baahar park mein gift le gaya...PARK
Laddu (cheekhte huye): Tinku, Minku, Pinky, Dinky, Bablu, Shablu, Tony, Mony, Chunnu, Munnu suno...
Sab daudte huye aaye aur bole: Bol Laddu...
Laddu: Dekho mere Papa ne mere liye headphones mangvaye Flipkart se...
Dost: Arre vaah Laddu, kitne ke hai...
Laddu: 85000 rupay...Ye sunte hi Laddu ke 15 dost BEHOSH ho gaye aur vaheen
pad gaye...Ye khabar aag ki tarah phail gayi ki Laddu ki kisi baat se 15 bachche behosh
ho gaye, bas phir kya tha, sheher ke saare akhbaar vaalo ne, tv channels vaalo ne,
apne reporters ko Laddu ke ghar bheja aur kaha News lekar aao...
LADDU KA GHAR
Laddu ke ghar ke baahar 800 log jama ho gaye the, Laddu kaafi ghabraya hua tha ki
kaheen usse police na pakad kar le jaaye lekin usne bilkhul himmat na haari aur news
reporters ka saamna karne bahar chala gaya, uske haath mein abhi bhi wo gift tha...
News reporters: Kya aap hi Laddu hai...
Laddu: Ji haan, boliye...
News reporters: Kya aap bata sakte hai aapne apne 15 dosto ke saath aisa
kya kiya ki wo ek saath behosh ho gaye...
Laddu: Ji haan, maine unse kaha mere Papa ne mujhe ye headphones dilaaye...
News reporters: Bas itni si baat thi, kitne ke hai ye headphones?...
Laddu (iss baar thora sehma hua lekin sachchai ki raah ko pakde huye): 85000 rupay...
Ye sunte hi Laddu ke ghar ke saamne 800 log ek saath BEHOSH ho gaye...
Ye silsila chalta raha, policemen, lawyer, doctor, jo bhi Laddu se poochne aate,
vaheen behosh ho jaate...
Ab ye khabar internationally phailne lagi thi aur duniya bhar se log Laddu ke ghar
aa rahe the lekin sabka vahi haal, jo aata behosh ho jata...Jab America ke logo ke
saath bhi aisa hone laga to Barrack Obama se saha nahi gaya, usne turant meeting
bithayi aur Laddu ko America bulaya... Kyunki ab ye international maamla ban chuka
tha, koi passport, koi visa, kisi cheez ki zarurat na padi...
Laddu ke Papa ko vaapis aane mein abhi 2 din the... Laddu America pahuch gaya...
WHITE HOUSE
Obama: Hey Laddu...
Laddu: Yes Obama...
Obama: What's that in your hands, is it a gift for me?...
Laddu: No Obama, my father gifted it to me...
Obama: What is it?...Laddu: Headphones...
Obama: Oh, for how much?...
Laddu: 85000 Indian rupees or 1500 US dollars...
Ye sunte hi Obama BEHOSH ho gaya...
Laddu ghabraya hua vaapis apne hotel mein chala gaya sone ke liye...
Laddu ke Papa ne agle din ghar vaapis aana tha...Poori duniya mein ab keval
ek insaan bacha tha jo behosh na hua tha, aur wo the Laddu ke Papa...
Laddu ne socha ab wo ye parcel khol leta hai par usse pehle Papa se baat karega...
Usne Papa ko phone lagaya...
PHONE
Laddu: Papa...
Papa: Haan Laddu, bol...
Laddu: Papa, aapne mere liye headphones mangvaaye Papa, mujhe vishvaas nahi ho raha...
Papa: Hehe...
Laddu: Aap has kyun rahe ho...
Papa: Abey Laddu, ye headphones nahi hai, Macbook Air hai... Mai jab Flipkart se
Macbook Air order kar raha tha, tab doosri window mein Sennheiser HD 800 ke
reviews padhke zor zor ke has raha tha... Phir mere mann mein khayal aaya ki apne
pyaare Laddu ko ullu banata hu isliye maine teri Maa se kaha ki headphones hai,
na jaane teri Maa ye sunte hi behosh kyun ho gayi... Sorry Laddu, ab tu ghar aaja...
Laddu: Papa, par ye parcel laptop ke size se chota lag raha hai...
Papa: Laddu, aajkal Apple vaale bhi chote chote dibbe banane lag gaye hai, tu khol le beta...
Laddu: Theek hai Papa, mai khol raha hu...1 mint baad...
Laddu: PAAPAAAAAA...
Papa: Abey cheekh kyun raha hai?...
Laddu: PAAPAAAAAA...
Papa: Kya hua bey, bata nahi to phone ke andar se hi do rakhke doonga...
Laddu: Isme na...Papa: Isme kya?...
Laddu: Isme na Sennheiser HD 800 headphones hai...
Ye sunte hi Laddu ke Papa BEHOSH ho gaye...
Moral of the story: Jab bhi aap Flipkart.com se kharidaari kar rahe ho to doosri window mein Sennheiser HD 800 ke reviews na padhein nahi to Behoshi ka keher aapki zindagi mein bhi phail jayega...
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