A wife suspected that her husband is cheating on her so one fine day when her husband was in the shower she wrote a note saying " I am done, I am a mean person and I can't take this anymore. I have troubled you a lot and now I want you to be happy and thats why I am leaving you forever. Dont try to find me. I am going away, far away" and then she hid under the bed so that she could see his reaction when he reads it.
After some time the husband comes out and finds this note on the table. He reads it and starts screaming and jumping around with happiness. Then makes a call.
"Hey sweetheart I have a good news for you and we need to celebrate"
"No I wont tell you now, we two are going for a special brunch right now"
"You be ready and I will pick you up"
"Oh cool, just give me the address of the hotel"
*Write down something on the same Note*
"Miss you sweetheart, bye"
Then he gets ready in a hurry and leaves the room. Tears rolling down her eyes, she was furious and wanted to cry but more than that she wanted to find out who this bitch is. She gets out of the bed and picks up the note. It read "Gotcha! I'm going to buy eggs and bread. Will be back in 10 and btw I saw ur feet when I came out of the bathroom. Love you ;P "
i cant wait 1 sec
If a beautiful girl goes on run every morning, she can definitely improve health of at least 10 boys :)
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spiti valley !! LOL !
M gareeb zarur hu..lekin beimaan nhi
Result cancel hone wala h assistant he suna h,
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😝😝true or false
Gdevng
Wo aayi, khuda ne kaha jannnat ye hoor aayi hai,
Hum bhi baithe the unke diwano ki mahfil me, bol baithe
Hogi wo aapke liye jannat ye hoor, mera to khuda aaya hai.
भरे बाज़ार से अक्सर मैं खाली हाथ आता हूँ....कभी ख्वाहिश नही होती कभी पैसे नही होते...
दरिया' बनकर किसी को डुबोना बहुत आसान है, बस 'जरिया' बनकर किसी को उबारना मुश्किल है।😃😃
Exact feeling 😊
If you have chemistry, u only need one other thing.
Timing.
But timing's a bitch !
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कोई लड़की आपसे 15 मिनट से ज्यादा फोन मे बात करे तो ये प्यार है, कोई लड़का अगर 15 मिनट से ज्यादा बात करे तो समझ जाओ वो उधार मांगने वाला है।