😜😜😜Best Joke ever 😜😜😜 Some Ladies were Sitting in a Park every day. I was observing them daily as they were Talking and Laughing Loudly. One day I observed everybody was silent. There must be some Serious issue or Incident Happened. So I went to a Lady and asked, Why everybody is Silent Today? The Lady replied, All Are Present Today. It took me a whole minute to understand this. 😂😝😊
Be happy with what u have👏
When did Ajay Devgn and his family return from Panji? Sallu bhai: 2nd October. "Nahi bhai, 3rd October" Sallu bhai:
सहमी, डरी हुई, "कमसिन तनख़्वाह" चुपचाप सर झुकाये आ रही थी..
और "किश्त" "बिल" और "खर्चा" नाम के गुंडे सीटी बजा रहे थे!!"
आखिरकार "तनख़्वाह" लूट गयी।
#Wife : #शादी से पहले तुम बहुत मंदिर जाते थे ।
अब क्या हो गया ?
#Husband : फिर तुमसे शादी हो गयी ...
और भगवान से भरोसा उठ गया.......
#Wife : #शादी से पहले तुम बहुत मंदिर जाते थे ।
अब क्या हो गया ?
#Husband : फिर तुमसे शादी हो गयी ...
और भगवान से भरोसा उठ गया.......
Power Of A #Wife
Hubby :- Ye kyaa tum ek aur dress le aayi ? Abhi parso hee to...
Wife chilla kar boli :-Kyaa parso ?Bolo......Bolo kyaa kahaa tum ne ?Ruk kyon gaye ?Kyaa parso,Parso kyaa,Bolo jaldiJaldi bolo naa,Bataa-o kyaa parso ?
Hubby : Kuchh nahi, main bus yeh keh rahaa thaa ki parso bhi
ek hee dress laayi thi pagli,
aaj to do le aati....
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows. ..Ralph Marston
Zakhm itne bade hain izhar kya karein, Hum khud nishana ban gaye vaar kya karein, Maar gaye hum lekin khuli rah gai ankhein, Ab isse zyada kisi ka intezaar kya karein..!!
खानदानी रईस रखते है अपना मिजाज़ नरम। तेरा लहजा बता रहा है तेरी दौलत नई नई आई है।
Academics is not the only measurement of brilliance and merit. There are many qualities which can't be measured in any school or college.
Learn to respect different types of qualities in people.
Even an illiterate person can be superior to the most educated person in many respects.
Alwayzzzzzzz.... 😁
टूटते तारे से भी लोग दुवा मांगते है क्यों किसीके टूटने में भी अपनी खुशी ढ़ुढ़ते है
तो क्या हुआ जो वो नहीं मिली मुझे, मिला तो रब
भी नहीं मगर .....मैंने इबादत तो बंद नही करी
:D keep smiling... :joy: :joy:
"Aaj raat main akeli hu. Mujhse dher saari baatein karne ke liye call krein 9999999999."
Aisa message kon bhejta hai bhai...kayi dino se aa rha mre number pe.bade asmanjas me hain kya karein
Gam iss baat ka nahi ke tu chale gyi chhod ke, Gam to hai ke ek baar bhi dekha nahi mud ke...
सच के रास्ते पे चलने का.. ये फ़ायदा हुआ, रास्ते में कहीं भीड़ नहीं थी ।
#morning_feelings😂
Some where over the Rainbow, The skies are Blue. And the Dreamz you dare to dream, Really do come true...