Rise To Smileeee……😃😇😆☀️

i'm back !!! :D 

Khwab-e-Gaflat me soye huye Insaano,

Aish-o-Ishrat badaane se kya fayda . . .

Aankh kholo, kuchh 'AURON' k liye v socho,

Bas yun hi Umra ganwane se kya fayda . . .

#shubhratri mitron

So gya.. Ye jahaa, So gaya... Aasma. So gayi hai saari manzile, O saari manzile, So gaya hai rasta....

finally joining
date b mil gyi pnb se.. ... Inna lamba safar jo October2015 se shuru hua tha..july 2016 m khatam Ho jaega.... (intezaar wala) .. itne din se Khushi nii mashoos Ho ri thi ...ab joining date pta chalne bad realise Ho Ra Ki " naukari Hume bhi mil hi gyi.. "

#aise_hi..


#gudnite...


Saare exams raat me hone chahiye.. garmi bhi kam rehti hai aur dimaag bhi tez chalta hai

Andheri raato me.... Sunsaan raaho par... Ek masiha nikalta hai..... Jise log Shanshah kehte h...

Raaat baaki..... Baaat baaki.... Hona hai joooo..... Ho jaane do....

so PG bot has decided that I am posting a content that has been posted recently.

Who designed that bot?

There are lots of spammy links in comments, that are not flagged.

But a person wants to post a goodreads quote having a hyperlink, it is flagged as a content posted recently.

If i could kill a bot, i would want to kill PG bot

#rant

http://www.bollywoodshaadis.com/articles/7-cutest-ways-to-say-sorry-that-will-surely-melt-their-hear...

Ek survey se malum hua hai ki.
.
agar patni karwa chauth k vrat ki bajay..
.
MAUN VRAT rakhe.to pati ki umar aur lambi ho sakati hai !!


Meku: Batao aisa kya karu k
Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na toote ?
,
,
Feku: Joote se maar do


Aashiqui 3.. Song created
Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook
chalau main ya naa..
.
.Apne tu ghar ka pata de,aaau main yaa naaa....Apna tu phone number bata de,Call lagau main yaa naaaa....Khaana tu rakh de paka ke,khau main yaaa naa.....Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko...Ab hota anhi intezaaaar tu hi ye mjhko bata de..koi dusri patau main yaa naaaa


4-4साल के बच्चे गाते फिर रहे हैं
"छोटी ड्रेस में बॉम्ब लगदी मैनु"..
.
साला जब हम चार साल के थे तो 1 ही वर्ड याद था..वही गाते फिरते थे
.....""शक्ति शक्ति शक्तिमान-शक्तिमान"


बहुत सी नज़रें हमारी तरफ हैं महफ़िल में

इशारा कर दिया उसने ज़रा सरक के मुझे......

Sukun apne dilka maine kho diya,
Khud ko tanhai ke samandar mai dubo diya,
Jo thi mere kabhi muskrane ki wajah,
Aaj uski kami ne meri palko ko bhigo diya.


Naraaz hona aapse galti kehlayegi,
Aap hue naraaz toh yeh saase tham jayengi,
Aap haste rahe uhi zindagi bhar,
Aapki hasi se hamari zindagi sawar jayengi.


Zindagi lehar thi aap sahil hue,
Na jaane kaise hum aapki dosti ke qabil hue,
Na bhulenge hum us haseen pal ko,
Jab aap hamari choti si zindagi mei shamil hue.


Tamanna karte ho jin khushiyon ki,
Dua hai woh khushiya aapke kadmo mai ho,
Khuda aapko woh sab haqiqat mai de,
Jo kuch aapke sapno mei ho.


Humse pucho kya hota hai pal pal bitana,
Bahut mushkil hota hai dil ko samjana,
Yaar zindagi toh beet jayegi,
Bus mushkil hota hai kuch logo ko bhul pana.

काग़ज़ में दब के मर गए कीड़े किताब के ..दीवाना बे-पढ़े- लिखे मशहूर हो गया...