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Kohli in his Childhood.
Padosi: Beta kaunsa channel dekhega ? ? ?
Kohli : CNBC !
Padosi : Abhi se business aur share market waale channel dekhega ?
Kohli's mother: Vo Cartoon Network bol rha hai
Always.. ☺
I never argue.
I just explain - Why I am right.
इश्क करने से पहले अंजाम देख लो. फिर भी समझ न आए तो.. "गजनी" और "तेरे नाम" देख लो..,,!!
#3rd post in movie thoughts...aaj bas aur nahi...शुभ रात्रि सभी को
Good night !!
जीवन का आधा दुःख..... गलत लोगो से उम्मीद रखने से होते है. "और" बाकी का आधा.. सच्चे लोगो पे शक करने से होता है..!!
शुभप्रभात मित्रों
"I" Is The Slimmest Letter & The Smallest Word In Dictionary......
Let's Not Make It The Largest & The Most Heaviest Word In Our Lives.....
Good Morning ☕☕😃😃
Good morning....
बस इतनी बात पर मैं लोगों को अच्छा नहीं लगता मैं
नेकी कर तो देता हूँ, जताना भूल जाता हूँ
ज़रूरी काम है लेकिन रोज़ाना भूल जाता हूँ मुझे तुम से
मोहब्बत है बताना भूल जाता हूँ
When someone asked you list the things you love the most.. how much time did it take you to name yourself..
Agar aap apni mushkil parishthitiyon me v mushkurane ki himmat rakhte ho,
To yakeen kro doston.... aapko koi v cheez tod nhi Sakti.
#suprabhat people
When U R Single, You See Happy Couples Everywhere, , But , When U R Married, You See Happy Singles Everywhere...
Lol
want to share an incident
One of my friends went for his IAS interviews (unfortunately not selected, but he is selected as SDM in UPPCS 2015)
WHen the interviews are over in IAS, you are called for medical the next day.
Obviously, everyone drinks to their brim after the interviews with no idea that a urine test has to be taken too the next day in medicals.
SO my friend, as soon as he comes to know that he will have to go for a urine test, panics and dilutes the urine sample with tap water.
As he was sitting with that sheepish smile on his face with others worried that alcohol will be discovered in urine, he gave his master idea, to dilute the sample with tap water.
One of the guys there was a doctor (who went for medicals) and told, "agar urine sample ko dilute kiya tap water se to results mein chlorine aa jaega, and just think, who the fck pisses cholrine man"
hahahahaha
all of the people who diluted their sample then drank water again and took another samples
मोहब्बत भी चाहते हो और मुकम्मल वफ़ा भी, जनाब,....आप तो धुंए के बादलों से बरसात माँग रहे हो...
#एस.एस.सी अभ्यर्थी को समर्पित.....✍
*Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools:* 💮 *Law of equality :* The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal you in 5 minutes! ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 *Law of Queue:* If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 *Law of Telephone:* When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.😅 ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 *Law of Mechanical Repair:* After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 *Law of the Workshop:* Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.😐 ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 *Bath Theorem:* When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 *Law of Encounters:* The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 *Law of the Result:* When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 *Law of Bio mechanics:* The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 *Theatre Rule:* People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last. 😅 ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 *Law of Coffee:* As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 😩 ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 *Law of Proposal :* After you accept a proposal you will get a better one...😜 ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 *Law of getting late* When you reach early for something it will never start on time😜😉 ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 *Law of exam* If you didn't read a page which is of least importance, first question will be from that page only. 😜😜😝