Rise To Smileeee……😃😇😆☀️

shaas · August 17, 2013, 3:14pm

The fast & furious childhood moment...

when guests go out of the house,

&

U run like a "ROCKET" to eat the things that was served for them!!😁

ashuiima · August 17, 2013, 5:27pm

Mithun has just declared that he'll made a film called..."PYAAZ jukta jahi...II"
-@A

ashuiima · August 18, 2013, 5:10am

Aaja Mein Hawaon Pe Bithake Le Chalun
Tu Hi To,Tu Hi To Meri Dost Hain
Aaja Mein Khalon Mein Uthake Le Chalun
Tu Hi To Meri Dost Hain

Awaaz Ka Dariya Hoon
Behta Hoon Mein Nili Raaton Mein
Main Jaagta Rehta Hoon
Neend Bhari Jheel Se Aankhon Mein
Awaaz Hoon Mein

Aaja Mein Hawaon Pe Bithake Le Chalun
Tu Hi To,Tu Hi To Meri Dost Hain
Aaja Mein Khalon Mein Uthake Le Chalun
Tu Hi To Meri Dost Hain

Aaja Mein Khalaon Mein Uthake Le Chalun
Tu Hi To Meri Dost Hain
Raat Mein Chandni Kabhi Aisi Gungunati Hain
Sunn Zara Lagta Hain Tumse
Awaaz Milati Hain Mein Khayalon Ki Mehek Hooon
Gungunate Saaz Par
Ho Sake To Milale Awaaz Ko Mere Saaz Par

Aaja Mein Hawaon Pe Bithake Le Chalun
Tu Hi To Meri Dost Hain
Aaja Mein Khalon Mein Uthake Le Chalun
Tu Hi To Meri Dost Hain

Tu Hi Toh Meri Dost Hain Full HD Video Song | Yuvvraaj | Salman Khan, Katrina Kaif

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-@A

nikskrish · August 18, 2013, 5:29am

Many Many Happy Returns of the Day... @chintu61 ....May God bless you... and showers lots of Happiness and joy on you..

Keep Smiling and Enjoy the Day... have a Party.... Rock the day... I wish all your dreams come true and you get all that you want in your life.... Hope the best things happened for you.... and Sorrow will not touch you.... Be happy ... Happy Birthday....

A small song from me On this wonderful day..... :gm:

🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

My fav one.... enjoy...

Tere bina zindagi se koyi, shikwa, to nahi, shikwa nahi, shikwa nahi, shikwa nahi

Tere bina zindagi bhi lekin, zindagi, to nahi, zindagi nahi, zindagi nahi, zindagi nahi

Tere bina zindagi se koyi, shikwa, to nahi

Kaash aisa ho tere qadmo se, chun ke manzil chale aur kahi door kahi

Tum gar saath ho, manzilo ki kami to nahi

Tere bina zindagi se koyi, shikwa, to nahi

Jee mein aata hai, tere daaman mein, sar jhuka ke ham rote rahe, rote rahe

Teri bhi aankho mein, aansuo ki nami to nahi

Tere bina zindagi se koyi, shikwa, to nahi,

shikwa nahi, shikwa nahi, shikwa nahi

Tere bina zindagi bhi lekin, zindagi, to nahi,

zindagi nahi, zindagi nahi, zindagi nahi

Tum jo keh do to aaj ki raat, chaand doobega nahi, raat ko rok lo

Raat ki baat hai, aur zindagi baaki to nahi

Tere bina zindagi se koyi, shikwa, to nahi,

shikwa nahi, shikwa nahi, shikwa nahi

Tere bina zindagi bhi lekin, zindagi, to nahi,

zindagi nahi, zindagi nahi, zindagi nahi

................................ -:)

Tere Bina Zindagi Se Koi Shikwa To Nahin Lata Mangeshkar Kishore Kumar Aandhi RD Burman Gulzar.

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shattereddream · August 18, 2013, 1:40pm

@AshuIIMA @burnett

@nikskrish @Harmeet89 @ScareCrow28 @emily6 @Dexian @ibpsaspirants20

shattereddream · August 18, 2013, 5:21pm

Wrong Number:

"Hello, Fridge hai?

Admi: "Haan hai,Ap kon??

Caller: Fridge chal raha hai?

Admi: "Haan chal rha hai.

Caller:"To phir pakad lo.. Warna bhaag jayega"...

Again call...

Caller: fridge hai??

Admi gusse se: nhi hai

Caller: kaha tha na maine pakad lo bhaag jaega.

@Harmeet89 @nikskrish @emily6 @ibpsaspirants20 @ScareCrow28

@AshuIIMA @Dexian

nikskrish · August 18, 2013, 5:28pm

Boy: Pen hain Pen???

Girl: nahi he...

Boy again : Pen he pen ???

Girl : kaha na nahi he...

Boy still : arey pen he pen...

Girl : Kaha na nahi ne .. ab bola to Hathoda marungi... sir pe....

Boy after thinking.... Hathoda he hathoda ????

Girl : Nahi he.... (angry)

Boy... to phir pen he pen.... ??

@blacksands @chintu61 @shaas @che27 @6an6an @AshuIIMA @shattereddream @ibpsaspirants20 @explore9 @roymishra @kplight @nexus.anonymous @9040 @nehasinghs @Boson @bs57.72 and alll other puys...

shattereddream · August 18, 2013, 8:00pm

This story looks like filmy but its true
24th may 2013 was the day which changed my views about life... my room mate at iit had fallen in love in the 3rd year of our college to one of the most chirpy, flamboyant girl of our batch. (Read the whole story here) :

Credits IIT Confessions . 24th may 2013... -...

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Credits IIT Confessions . 24th may 2013 was the day which changed my views about life... my room mate at iit had fallen in love in the 3rd year of our college to one of the most chirpy, flamboyant girl of our batch.

@AshuIIMA @scrabbler @miseera @blacksands @emily6 @ScareCrow28 @nikskrish @Dexian @ibpsaspirants20 @Harmeet89

ibpsaspirants20 · August 19, 2013, 6:05am

Shortest Joke :

Doctor : Howz ur headache ?

Patient : she's out of town.:)

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Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:

(1) Mobile

(2) Automobile

(3) TV

(4) Wife

Because, there is always a better model in the neighborhood.

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Searching these keywords on Google`How to tackle wife?`

Google search result, "Good day sir, Even we are searching".

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.

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A friend recently explained, why he refuses to get married.

He says, "The wedding rings look like a miniature handcuffs".

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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.

The slide show begins.

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.

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And now the latest & the best of all!!

Imagine, living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!! .

miseera · August 19, 2013, 3:03pm

Hrithik ki film hit ho ya na ho, unka aur unke pita ka naam hamesha Roshan hi rahega! 😁

miseera · August 19, 2013, 6:06pm

Chennai Express is a hit because people are watching it again and again to figure out why it's such a big hit. 😟😟😟

shaas · August 19, 2013, 6:18pm

MY FAVOURITE POEM OF SCHOOL TIME...!!!!

Oft I had heard of Lucy Gray,

😃😃And when I cross'd the Wild,

I chanc'd to see at break of day

The solitary Child.

No Mate, no comrade Lucy knew;

She dwelt on a wild Moor,

The sweetest Thing that ever grew

Beside a human door!

You yet may spy the Fawn at play,

The Hare upon the Green;

But the sweet face of Lucy Gray

Will never more be seen.

"To-night will be a stormy night,

You to the Town must go,

And take a lantern, Child,

to light Your Mother thro' the snow."

"That, Father! will I gladly do;

'Tis scarcely afternoon-

-The Minster-clock has just struck two,

And yonder is the Moon."

At this the Father rais'd his hook

And snapp'd a faggot-band;

He plied his work, and Lucy took

The lantern in her hand.

Not blither is the mountain roe,

With many a wanton stroke

Her feet disperse, the powd'ry snow

That rises up like smoke.

The storm came on before its time,

She wander'd up and down,

And many a hill did Lucy climb

But never reach'd the Town.

The wretched Parents all that night

Went shouting far and wide;

But there was neither sound nor sight

To serve them for a guide.

At day-break on a hill they stood

That overlook'd the Moor;

And thence they saw the Bridge of Wood

A furlong from their door.

And now they homeward turn'd, and cry'd"

In Heaven we all shall meet!

"When in the snow the Mother spied

The print of Lucy's feet.

Then downward from the steep hill's edge

They track'd the footmarks small;

And through the broken hawthorn-hedge,

And by the long stone-wall;

And then an open field they cross'd,

The marks were still the same;

They track'd them on, nor ever lost,

And to the Bridge they came.

They follow'd from the snowy bank

The footmarks, one by one,

Into the middle of the plank

,And further there were none.

Yet some maintain that to this day

She is a living Child,That you may see sweet Lucy Gra

yUpon the lonesome Wild.

O'er rough and smooth she trips along,

And never looks behind;

And sings a solitary song

That whistles in the wind.

-THE END-William Wordsworth's poem: Lucy Gray😃😃

swarup123 · August 19, 2013, 8:18pm

This RAKSHA BANDHAN I'm seriously considering gifting "ONION" to my sister, as because not only is it costly ,but also it will bring TEARS to her eyes . 🍻

SO AAJ KUCH TOOFANI KARTE HAIN...👍🍻😉