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Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Mr. Khokan from Kolkata. Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Khokan says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try' Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Khokan says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays………. … Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave. 500 people leave the room. Khokan says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.. Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Japanese to leave. 498 people leave the room. Khokan says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Japanese but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with One other candidate. Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Japanese, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.' Calmly, Khokan turns to the other candidate and says, Bari kothay dada? The other candidate answers Durgapur. Tomar???
Guy 1 : Have some samosa..
Guy 2(Bengali): uri baba.. na na.. shomosha is bad for health.
Guy 1: But..but its Robindroshomosha
Guy 2: Oh tayi na ki.. then I will have two..
शाम को तेरा हँस के मिलना
दिन भर की तनख्वाह है मेरी ..
With every ounce of my blood, every breath in my lungs.., won't stop until I'm Phenomenal ~ Eminem
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The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
आहिस्ता चल ए जिंदगी, कुछ कर्ज चुकाने बाकी है
कुछ के दर्द मिटाने बाकी है, कुछ फर्ज़ निभाने बाकी है..
Ye khamosh mijazi
tumhe jeene nahi degi,
is daur mein jeena hai
toh kohraam macha do yaaro...!!!
✌樂👈👈
Love is just a word, but you bring it definition. ~Marshal mathers
मैं और मेरी तन्हाई, अक्सर ये बातें करते हैं, तुम होती तो कैसा होता, तुम ये कहती, तुम वो कहती, तुम इस बात पे हैरान होती, तुम उस बात पे कितनी हँसती, तुम होती तो ऐसा होता, तुम होती तो वैसा होता। 😑😑
Log cigarette, Daaru ek-do bar lete hai aur unko aadat ho jaati hai . . .
Saala bachpan se padaai kr raha hu, lekin kavi AADAT nahi hui.
Such a self control
"पढ़ी हैं यूँ तो किताबें हज़ारों मगर,
हक़ीक़त में, सबक जो मिला, अपनी ज़िन्दगी से मिला"
Humne unse kaha ki hm pyar toh baht krte hn par hamaari majburiyaa kuch aisi h ki hum 2no ki shaadi nhi ho skti. Ye sunte hi unhone hamein apni zindagi se nikaal fekaa. Fir hamein samajh aaya ki log iss duniya me sirf manjil pr focus krte hn,, Safar ki toh saali iss duniya me koi aukaat hi nhi..
I think of uh in d midnight, When I can't sleep nd I wish uh were here to hold me.. #SleepLessNight!
Good Morning Frnds!