Rise To Smileeee……😃😇😆☀️

engg_harsh · January 7, 2014, 3:56pm

Girlfriend problems with Boyfriend after marriage (read full )

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy..

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0,MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 . Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems but it just doesn't seem to work.

What can I do?

Signed,

———— Reply From IT Support ———

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system .

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Beer 6.1..

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to re install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

To summarize – Husband 1.0 is a great program You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

IT SUPPORT DESK.
👍😍😍👼😠🍻👏😁

engg_harsh · January 7, 2014, 4:11pm

i like vehicle sketching. Mine sketch is it good, nice, or etc 😛 ? 😐

akki5 · January 7, 2014, 4:14pm

School Life: -

सबसे जादा गुस्सा कब आता है .....??

जब आप का TEACHER बोले के मैं कल class में TEST लूँगा

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और next day जब वो TEST लेना भूल भूल जाये,,,!!

और फिर class के बीच में से कोई पढ़ाकू उठे और बोले

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Sir..! आज Test नहीं लोगे क्या ... ?? 😲😍

Agree... ?

ank_mission_iim · January 7, 2014, 4:14pm

ank_mission_IIM s post in Iss Dil ka Kya Karu...

Pagalguy

Some words from History: Many of you may aware about previous version of aka CP and well managed by Iss Dil ka Kya Karu (A thread by @cutie.pie @astha_a ) Originally Iss Dil ka Kya Karu (IDK3) was the random thought of saar s. And CP s @deepu ping was the harbinger of this epic thread.

huss · January 7, 2014, 4:21pm

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jumman014 · January 7, 2014, 5:08pm

Golmaal - Aane Wala Pal Jane Wala Hai - Kishore Kumar

YouTube

hedonistajay · January 7, 2014, 5:41pm

Overheard a friend saying 'Saala Whatsapp aaj se paanch saal pehle hota to College mein gadar macha dete!' -- copied from bhaak sala

ibpsaspirants20 · January 8, 2014, 3:45am

टुकड़े पड़े थे राह में किसी हसीना की तस्वीर के..

....लगता है कोई दीवाना आज समझदार हो गया.... :mg:

Good Morning puysssssss... Have a rocking day :)

jhaavinash · January 8, 2014, 4:39am

Meri jaan, tu bhi kya kya kamaal karti hai...

I love you likhti hai aur 'Send to all' karti hai!!! 😁 😁 😁

sanchitagrawal · January 8, 2014, 5:20am

Gf : Itni Slow Awaz Me kis Se Baat kar Rahe Ho?

Boy : Behen se !!

Gf : Bahen Se Itni Slow Awaz Me Bolne ki kya Zaroorat Hai ?

Boy : Tumhari Jo Hai !!

😁👼👍

😉

saloni1931 · January 8, 2014, 5:51am

Love is when the journey itself becomes beautiful rather than the destination!!
lookround

engg_harsh · January 8, 2014, 7:14am

Alok Nath ke Sanskaar dekh dekh kar kab main Sanskari ho gya pata hi nahi chala.
Jab tak suraj chand rahega, babuji ka naam rahega

ALok nath Facebook Dictionary

Chat : Rishte ki baat

Like : Rishta Pakka

Profile pic : Ladke/Ladki walo ke liye photo

Comments : Biradari me log kya kehte hai

Friends : Samdhi

Pages : Matrimonial

Kripya Kaapi na kare Sanskaari Bane !😍😍😍

engg_harsh · January 8, 2014, 7:33am

Ahemdabad got an IIM because its founder Dr Vikram Sarabhai had a love affair with his protege, Kamla Chowdhry, and wanted her to stay in the city.
(lo karlo bat👏👏👍👍 pyaar me ham to dube sanam tumko bhi dubayenge)

krishna_17 · January 8, 2014, 7:44am

Nice line from HITLER:
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"War is better than love,

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Bcoz.At the end of war u either live or die
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But
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.At the end of love,
U niether live nor die..." :")

pagal · January 8, 2014, 7:49am

Baba Ramdev

sugandha_sen · January 8, 2014, 7:55am

जिन्दगी की उलझने हमारी शरारतो को कम कर देती है.

और लोग समझते है कि हम समझदार हो गए. 😐 😲

pagalguy2324 · January 8, 2014, 8:02am

thought for the day

Since ancient times, emphasis has been laid on three aspects: work, worship, and wisdom. What is wisdom? All that is related to our senses - the fleeting objects of the material world and our actions, speak of our ignorance. Wisdom dawns the moment the mind is withdrawn. The thoughtless state between two consecutive thoughts is Spiritual Wisdom (Brahma Jnana). People are not able to experience this thoughtless state and are carried away by fleeting, ephemeral, and momentary things. All the knowledge that one acquires is not true knowledge. Knowledge of the Spirit (Atma) is true knowledge. True wisdom dawns when all thoughts are decimated. However all three of these - work, worship, and wisdom, begin with service. No matter what service it is, if it is done with love and divine feelings, it becomes upasana
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pagalguy2324 · January 8, 2014, 8:09am

God does not expect you to perform rituals nor does He want you to study the scriptures. All that He desires from you is eight types of 'flowers'. God will be pleased with you and confer boons on you only when you offer Him these 'flowers' which are dear to Him. No benefit accrues from offering the flowers, which fade away and decay. Offer Him the eight flowers of nonviolence, control of senses, compassion, forbearance, peace, penance, meditation and Truth (ahimsa, indriya nigraha, daya, kshama, shanti, tapas, dhyana and sathya). Your life will find fulfillment when you please God by offering Him these 'flowers'. Love is the undercurrent of all this. So lead a life suffused with love.

pagalguy2324 · January 8, 2014, 8:10am

Man can learn any number of good qualities from animals, birds, insects and worms. The animal, donkey is viewed with contempt. But the quality of patience to be found in a donkey is not found even in man. Whatever burdens may be heaped on its back, it bears them all with forbearance. Even when it is starved of food and water, it presents a calm face. Man has thus to learn the quality of forbearance from the donkey. The ant is one of the tiniest among insects. But the ant has a capacity for foresight; with foreknowledge of the rainy season ahead, it starts storing food from three months in advance. Then, there is the spider - Determination is one of its traits. How many times its web may be destroyed or broken, the spider will go on remaking it with relentless determination.

pagalguy2324 · January 8, 2014, 8:12am

Consider love as your life and truth as your breath. There is an intimate and inseparable relationship between love and truth. Today people use the word love without actually knowing its meaning. As they do not know the value and meaning of love, it is trivialized. People are under the mistaken notion that worldly and physical attachment is love and consider such love as large as life. True love will reign supreme only when you get rid of selfishness and develop the spirit of sacrifice. Love is God, God is love. But you are craving for worldly love which is bereft of life. You should aspire for Divine Love which is truly your very life. True spiritual discipline lies in connecting your love with Divine Love. Your life will be sanctified when you have such steady and selfless Divine Love