There was a king he had 10 wild dogs... He used them to torture and eat all ministers who made mistakes. So one of the minister’s once gave an opinion which was wrong, and which the king didn’t like at all… So he ordered that the minister to be thrown to the dogs. So the minister said, "I served you 10 years and you do this..? Please give me 10 days before you throw me in with those dogs! So the king agreed… In those 10 days the minister went to the guard that was guarding the dogs and told him he wants to serve the dogs for the next 10 days… The guard was baffled… But he agreed… So the minister started feeding the dogs, cleaning for them, washing them, providing all sorts of comfort for them. So when the 10 days were up… The king ordered that the minister be thrown in to the dogs for his punishment. But when he was thrown in, Everyone was amazed at what they saw.. They saw the dogs licking the feet of the minister! So the king baffled at what he saw… Said:” what happened to the dogs? !!!” The minister then said;” I served the dogs for 10 days and they didn’t forget my service… Yet I served you for 10 years and you forgot all at the first mistake!”… So the king realised his mistake and Got crocodiles instead 🐊 Moral : when Management has decided ki tumhaari bajani hai to bajani hai ...that's final. 🐵🙈🙉
Guy *tells a joke*
Girl: You think you are funny, stupid guy. Haha
Guy *Takes out the keys to his Honda City*
Girl: That joke tho hahahah
When you fix your relationship with urself and start to love, listen, accept appreciate yourself -you'll be able to have great relationships with others too
सुनने की आदत डालो क्योंकि
ताने मारने वालों की कमी नहीं हैं।
मुस्कराने की आदत डालो क्योंकि
रुलाने वालों की कमी नहीं हैं
ऊपर उठने की आदत डालो
क्योंकि टांग खींचने वालों की कमी नहीं है।
प्रोत्साहित करने की आदत डालो क्योंकि
हतोत्साहित करने वालों की कमी नहीं है!!
सच्चा व्यक्ति ना तो नास्तिक होता है ना ही आस्तिक होता है ।
सच्चा व्यक्ति हर समय वास्तविक होता है.....
.छोटी छोटी बातें दिल में रखने से
बड़े बड़े रिश्ते कमजोर हो जाते हैं"
कभी पीठ पीछे आपकी बात चले
तो घबराना मत ...
बात तो "उन्हीं की होती है"..
जिनमें कोई " बात " होती है
"निंदा" उसी की होती हे जो"जिंदा" हैँ
मरने के बाद तो सिर्फ "तारीफ" होती है।
"क़दर किरदार की होती है वरना".. "कद में तो साया भी हम से बड़ा होता है"
Sitaron se aage jahan aur bhi hain, Abhi ishq ke imtehan aur bhi hain, Tahi zindagi se nahin ye fizayen, Yahan siakdon karwaan aur bhi hain, Khana’at na kar aalam-e-rang-o-bu par, Chaman aur bhi aashiyaan aur bhi hain, Agar kho gaya ek nasheman to kya ghum, Maqmat-e-aah-o-fughaan aur bhi hain, Tu shaheen hai parvwaaz hai kaam tera, Tere saamne aasmaan aur bhi hain, Isi roz-o-shab main ulajh kar na rah ja, Ke tere zameen par makaan aur bhi hain, Gaye din ke tanha tha main anjuman mein, Yahaan ab mere raazdaan aur bhi hain. - Mohammad Iqbal
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अगर #हार्दिकपंड्या को GF मिल सकती है
#स्टुअर्टबिन्नी की Wife #MayantiLanger हो सकती है
तो समाज लेना लड़कियां और प्यार अंधा होता है और हमेश पैसो के पीछे भागता है
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सही में
Man to very beautiful airhostess:- "What's your name?"
Air hostess:- "Eva Benz.."
Man :- "Lovely name...any relation to Mercedes Benz?"
Air hostess:- (smiling) "maintenance cost is same"
Prize winning message of the year-
janhit me jaari...
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Jidhar bhi dekhu, Tu hi tu nazar aati hai, Aankhein band karlu toh, Tu aur kareeb aati hai.... Mere yaar aise na looto mere mann ka karaar.
No mortal can keep a secret. If the lips are silent, he chatters with his fingertips; betrayal oozes out of him at every pore...😇
U cant c me!! ...oh BULLSHIT... we all can...shut up..😝
Patta hilaye hilta nahi hawa hila deti hai, gaur farmayega , patta hilaye hilta nhi hawa hila deti hai Ladka bigade bigadta nhi , ladki bigad deti h..... Shukriya shukriya :) :)