True ThaT!!!!
SUPeR coLLeCtIoN ::.
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATHA
man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets ahusband. A man never worries about the futureuntil he gets a wife.A successful man is one who makes more moneythan his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such aman.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understandhim a lot and love him alittle. To be happy with a woman, you mustlove her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than singlemen do, but married men are a lotmore willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting hewill change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expectingthat she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in anyargument.Anything a man says after that is thebeginning of a new argument.
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Is getting crush on someone in PG is common thing for new people on pg...?
can someone pls tell me the best power bank ?
Perseverance!!!!
To Paint The Hearts Of Others With Happiness....
We Must Loose Some Colors Of Our Ego.....
Good Morning Friends.
summer rain always gives d best moment of life ...
ना जाने कौनसी, दौलत हैं..!
दोस्तों के ,लफ़्जों में..!
बात करते है तो.!
दिल ही खरीद लेते हैं।..
Sometimes U need to Change yourself to achieve The Best
Good Morning Pals
कैसे करें हम खुद को तेरे प्यार के काबिल ......
जब हम आदतें बदलते हैं ........
तुम शर्तें बदल देते हो ॥
जाे माैत से ना डरता था.......
बच्चों से डर गया.......
एक रात जब खाली हाथ.....
मजदूर घर गया ॥॥॥॥॥।
😄😇😊 Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life...
जरुरत लगती नहीं मुझको तेरी तारीफ़ करने की,
मैं ही लाया हूँ तुम्हे लाखों में से चुन के !!
A writers wisdom is far from fathom...
check www.facebook.com/thelastcastmystery
I miss Baby Nanu. :'(
Seriously😅
पिछले कई दिनों से सोच रहा हूँ...ये जो गुजर रहा है...ये वक़्त है या खुद मैं...
Jab yaad meri tumko Har waqt rulaye to Har saaans judai ki Muskil ho jaye to Phir bhool ke sab baatein Mere paas aajana Aur tod ke sab naate Mere Paas aajana Phir laut ke mat jana....
kon kon de raha hai sbi is sal purane bando main se 😂? PS -Sorry to ask this question on this thread