Girls will be girls..They never cease a chance to even make their palms look fabulous
Sun these days be like!
He: All you care about is yourself. Me: Who else will?
सुबह से शाम तक
एक गाढ़ा दिन
बाज़ार की
टीप-टल्लो पर
खर्च करने के बाद
भ्रम के अलावा
कुछ और खरीद कर
नहीं ला पाता हूँ
कल बिक कर
खरीदूंगा खुद को...
#ravan
Duniya me agar kisi word/s ka sabse jyada misuse hua hai to wo hai .. . :beers: :beers:
#NoOffence// :)
- Others ( mention pls )
- Sorry
- Brothers & Sisters
- Like you
- Ram
- 5 minutes
- It’s a part of life
- Ladki hai/n
- UPSC ka taiyari ( civils )
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Mausam ki missal du ya tumhari..... Koi pooch baitha h badalna kisko kehte h...
Cop: "Did you kill this man?" Me: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."...... 😘😘😘😘
*She updates her status*: Life is soo unfair. Someone comments: Fair and lovely lagaya kar. *Awkward Silence* 😂😂😂 *Blocked*
School me meri hoti thi aksar pitai,
mai 2G tha, Aur madam thi Wi-Fi !!
Uss par mera Software bada purana tha...
Tube light tha me, Jab CFL ka zamana tha,.Maths me toh bachpan se hi flop thabheje ka password bade dino tak lock tha...
Jab jab school jaane me . Mai let hua...
Principal ki daughter se Software update hua...
High school me Ishq Ka virus ghusa baitha...
Bheje me surkshit sara Data khatam kar beitha...
Nazro se nazre takrai,
11th class me message aaya, Mere dil ke Inbox me...
Jab jab maine aage badhkar poke kiya
dhire se usne nazre zuka kar rok diya...
College me dekha kisi gair ke saath, Toh man baitha,
Ishq ka virus antivirus ban baitha...
Woh virus thi lekin fake Id si lagne lagi,
baato se apni mere yaaro ko bhi thagne lagi thi...
Aayi woh wapas,
Dil pe mere knock kiya,
Lekin phir maine, Khud hi usko block kiya...
Mere jivan me ab pyaar ke liye space nahi,
mai yogi hu pagli majnu ka avshesh nahi...
Collage se nikla duniyadaari sikhne laga,
bana mai shayar desh-prem par likhne laga...
darta hai dil, Zindagi meri na waste ho...
Jo kuchh likhu,
Sadiyo tak Copy pest ho...
Lol True 😂
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