True
How Mr Rajan approaches a woman!
If anyone's from Bangalore and preparing for CAT or already appeared for the exam last year, suggest me a TIME center in Bangalore please.
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question? TEACHER: Yes! STUDENT: How do you put an elephant inside a fridge? TEACHER: I don't know. STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question! TEACHER: Ok, ask. STUDENT: How to put a donkey inside the fridge? TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. STUDENT: No sir, You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in. TEACHER: Ooh...ok!! STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be? TEACHER: The lion of course! Because it would eat all the animals. STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey b'coz it's still inside the fridge. TEACHER: Are you kidding me? STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question. TEACHER: Ok! STUDENT: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you? TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a boat to cross. STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party. Teacher shocks,student Rockzz :D
Side effects of Exams (y) . A guy went to a restaurant. He wanted to order food but he forgot what a 'Menu' is called. . . So he asked the waiter, . . . . . . . . . . . "Syllabus Lana, Zara!" :p
Students are always the best.. Look how we study . . 1) Before paper unnecessary sms to friends. . . 2) Plan each day to study but end of the day: "i will surely study tomorrow." . . 3) We waste all our time in counting chapters instead of doing them. . . 4) We want break after every 2 pages . . 5) Unnecessarily we start feeling hungry... . . 6) We even start liking doordarshan channel programs... . 7) About every hard topic we think: "I think it will not be asked in exam..." . . 8 ) Before starting study, messaging friends "did u learned yaar...?? What should i study tel me some important questions... . . 9) Right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to share on your wall... . 10) On each point you smiled, and thought Hum par to bilkul suit karta hai.. 🙄🙄😁😁😊☺
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"When we get impatient because something is taking too long, we should remember that Life waits on us a thousand times more than we wait on Life.....
#gudnite 😊
Good night...
XD
So true These Days... 😁😁"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed." Bdw morning guys 😊☕☕
It is Very Easy to Run Away from Everything....yet Difficult to Wake Up
Don't Run from Your Life ....from Your Duties....from those Around You.....
Awake to them....Have a beautiful Day....
Good Morning.
Some people set alarm for 6:00. I set alarm on 5:50, 6:00, 6:05, 6:15, 6:20, 6:30... 😂😂😂 Is it just me?
Hey everyone! Am back after long time.. just completed MBA and enjoying vacations :D
Remember police patiently waiting outside #JNU to someone who is accused of sedition....now see #NITShringar....a big salute to all students who unfurled Tiranga in college premises with Pro-India slogans...#NITBraveheats
फितरत है उसकी,
बदलेगा,
वो वक़्त. है।
न जाने क्यूँ,
हर इंसान,
उस जैसा होने की कोशिश में लगा है।
Having a crush on your Physics teacher is गरूत्वाकर्षण 😉