डिग्री लेकर चार-पांच साल बेरोज़गार फिरते रहने के बाद समझ आता है कि यूनिवर्सिटी वाले डिग्री को गोल पाइप जैसा बनाकर क्यों सौंपते हैं।
😛 Always 😛
Apologizing doesn't always mean that you are wrong and the other person is right..sometimes it means you value your relationship more than your ego....
kapil Dev's wife:- khana kaisa bana hai? Kapil Dev:- Ye to nhi kah sakte hai ki bura bana hai , par ye kah sakte hai ki khana khane layak nhi bana hai 😛 :-D
Name a few good series..
(I have already watched- prison break, game of thrones, big bang, two and a half men, homeland, true detectives, vampire diaries)
quantico suggest mat karna, usme priyanka hai, mujhe nai pasand h wo..
रास्ते की परवाह करूंगा ......
तो मंजिल.... बुरा मान जाएगी ।
जब तक हार नहीं होती .....
तब तक इंसान ...जीता हुआ रहता है ।
Why ? 😁
मैं उठना चाहता हूँ ....दौड़ना चाहता हूँ ....गिरकर फिर ...उठना चाहता हूँ ......
बस रूकना नहीं चाहता ।
Just start.. :)
Traveling to your favorite destinations is the best thing one can do when there is nothing to do.
Ek aadmi ka Padosi Mar Gaya... . . Woh Uske Ghar Gaya aur Pucha: "Body Aa Gayi Kya?" . . Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi. . . Aadmi: "Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai..." :p
Student : Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi?? . . Teacher: Nahi toh... . . Student: Kamaal hai, subah mere mobile pe likha tha... . . . . MISS CALL.. Cute Student !! :p :p :D :D
How to impress a girl: Respect her... Honour her... Care her... Love her... Protect her... Praise her... How to impress a boy: Just give a katilana smile and job is done. :)
"Life is not like water. Things in life don't necessarily flow over the shortest possible route."
#gudnite 😊
Childhood Memories !! 😛
1) Boy :- Bol Pencil.
Girl :- pencil
Boy :- teri shaadi cancel..!!!
2) Girl: bol roti
boy: roti
girl: teri biwi moti
3) Girl:chakali bol chakali
Boy : Chakali...
Girl: teri girlfriend takali
4) Boy 1: Bol Allu
Boy 2: Allu..
Boy 1 : Teri gf ko le jaye bhalu
5)Girl: Oye bol -Do jhulle
Boy:Do jhulle
Girl:Tu gutter me jakr muh dholle
6)Girl: Oye bol -Mario
Boy : Mario
Girl :*slaps *
7) A for.... ?
"Apple !"
"Zor se bolo"
"Jai Mata Di "
8) Boy1: oye bol-Tree
Boy2-"Tree"
Boy1: Chal Ye le do thappad free.