Aam Admi sota huya sher hai , agar udd gya toh chhir faad kar deta......
AAP wins vote of confidence.
Tribute from my side
A Powerful Message from The Buddha😁
One day the Buddha was walking through a village. A very angry and rude young man came up and began insulting him. "You have no right teaching others," he shouted. "You are as stupid as everyone else. You are nothing but a fake!"
The Buddha was not upset by these insults. Instead he asked the young man, "Tell me, if you buy a gift for someone, and that person does not take it, to whom does the gift belong?"The young man was surprised to be asked such a strange question and answered, "It would belong to me, because I bought the gift.
"The Buddha smiled and said, "That is correct. And it is exactly the same with your anger. If you become angry with me and I do not get insulted, then the anger falls back on you. You are then the only one who becomes unhappy, not me. All you have done is hurt yourself.
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Manmohan Singh himself suggesting Rahul Gandhi's name for the next PM will be his revenge for being remotely controlled by Sonia Gandhi. 
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HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN YOU ARE ALONE??
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help,the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
However,these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.
A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. .
In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital. Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives!!
Feelingg blessed wished happy New year to d magnificnt Governor Dr Raghuram Rajan Sir u r jst AWsummmmmmm no othr word..... 😃 😃 😃 😃 very very happy dream cm true....!!!!!!!
nothing in this world more important than putting up the smile on the face of the person regardless of the relation u own with the person or whether u don't even own anything to the person!
you have no idea you might give world to the person by doing this...... and many times this world can be the person's life!!
be the 21st century man....but not selfish!!!
Hehe Enjoy... Rajni gone Alok Nath comes!! 
When Alok Nath was born;Doctor Said, "Badhai ho, Babuji huay hain"
Alok Nath is so sanskari that he smokes agarbattis.
The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life.- Haridwar and Pariwar
Alok Nath CV Reads as:-Degree- MBA in KanyadaanSkills- SanskaarExperience- 10022848 Kanyadaans doneHobby- Giving Ashirwads!
"In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter's wedding.
Alok Nath has never received salary , he always receives pension.
Alok Nath carried Hanuman Chalisa to school instead of Notebooks
Alok Nath eats Prasad as Starters
Alok Nath believes in 'Kanyadaan at First Sight'.
Alok Nath reads "All Indians are my brothers and sisters" as "All Indians are my Samdhans and Samdhis".
Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his Bachelor Party before marriage. With his Family.
Honey Singh: Chhoti Dress me bomb lagdi mainu.Alok Nath: Chhoti Dress me thand lag jayegi beti.
Alok Nath: ArohiArohi: Kya??Alok Nath: Kuch nahi, bus apna kanyadaan mujhse hi karwana.
Alok Nath is someone who is worried about Kanyadaan of d Girlwho is yet to be born...
Alok Nath's WhatsApp shows : "Last seen doing Kanyadaan at"
Alok Nath removes his slippers before playing Temple Run n distributes 'prasad' after crossing each level.
"When you type Alok Nath on Google search, "I'm feeling Lucky" changes to "I'm feeling Sanskari".
Alok Nath was d first person to call Parle as ParleG!
Alok Nath wants Facebook to add 'Aashirwad' button.
Alok Nath has Zero friends bcoz he always turns 'Dosti into Rishtedaari
Suna hai aur koi bhi chahne laga hai tumhe,
Hum se badh kar ager chahay to us ki ho jaana..!!
😟😟😟😟
Read somewhere : no matter how big your house is, how recent your car is or how big your bank account is, our GRAVES will always be the same size. STAY HUMBLE!! 👼🍻👍 😃
Dekhlo yaaro... peace of mind hoga.... 😛
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Problem of Nice Boys like me 😛 
Mail from HDFC: This New Year make a resolution to save! Invest in Recurring Deposits.
I replied: I have already 3 FDs with HDFC coz I prefer FD over RD as investment plan. 😛
This is first time i am asking to all my friends on PG who are in touch or not in touch each and every friends...a small request from all of you....
Please pray for my friend (i cant write name)... give ur some minutes for my friend that
my friend will come out of unconscious state..I am not asking any thing more but just few
minutes prayers.
This is just a request. just few minutes prayers.
(commenting will not help neither liking status but praying with heart is what i need from u all)
Anybody having same XAT center with Alok Nath :mg:
Alok Nath's XAT centre is Hanuman Mandir, Near Sanskar Dharamshala, Hanuman Nagar, Pune.
"Prreeeetttiiiiiiiiii...Jaa dikha de uss laundey ko" - My fav dialogue from Chak De India. 😁😁
Presenting Yo Yo Alok Nath (Laal Saarii - Remake of Blue Eyes)
Satsang pe chalna hai ya pehle jayegi
Mandir,
Nahi mera matlab, Satsang ke Mandir,
Tab Lunga Prasad, nahi to Agarbati,
Mandir mein hogi Ghanti, beti Satsang
me asaram ke Geet
You Decide
Ke kya karna hai,
Tera to aaj hi kanyadaan karna hai
Gangajal gira diya hai tune meri pant
pe,
Kehti hai Dhoti phenlo Guru Dwara leke
rent pay.
Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a
mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi
mennu !!
Suna tere mann mandir mein mere
Kirtan bajte hai,👏
Samdhan banane ka tere koi plan hai,
Shadi kradu, Fere Lagvadu,
Teri Saas bhi beti Alok ki Samdhan hai,😍
Teri Saas bhi beti Alok ki Samdhan hai,
Ah, Kehndi Shri Shri Alok Nath.
Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a
mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi
mennu !!
Alok Nath XI