Afghanistan qualifies.
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A woman who lived in the Middle Ages and had a pet snake, python, which she loved so much. The snake was 4 meters long and looked healthy. However, one day her unusual pet just stopped eating.
This lack of appetite in the snake continued over a few weeks. The desperate woman tried everything she could and offered anything that a snake would like to strangle and eat. Nothing worked, and finally the woman took her loving pet to the veterinarian as a last resort.
The vet listened to the woman carefully and asked, "Does your snake sleep with you at night, wrap around you closely and spread out throughout its length?"
The woman was surprised and with a lot of hope she said, "Yes! Yes! It does it every day and it makes me so sad because I see something asking of me, and I cannot help it feel better."
Then, the vet said something shocking and most unexpected. "Madam, your pet is not sick; it is just preparing to eat you." Yes, the python wasn't sick but it has been preparing to eat her instead!
"Every time, it is creeping and "hugging" you, wrapping around your body, it is checking size to weigh how a great meal you are and how it must be prepared before the attack. And yes, it does not eat, in order to have enough space to digest you more easily," the vet said.
SO Even people close to you, whom you are very affectionate with, can, have mean intentions. You need to identify the snake around you and their true intent. Hugs and kisses are not always honest.
Don't fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that hugs you. 🍻 🍻
Memories that fade are not worth remembering,
but the mind insists
I hate the person,
but the memories are sweet
I feel cheated
I feel like a worthless
The odds are stacked against,
and I am stuck in the midst
Mind is a meteorite,
body is an extra terrestrial
She was an alien
And now I am evolving
I meet people,
who reminds me of the past
But the past is a lost cause
And I am a survivor of the apocalypse!
हँसने के आसार बहुत
जीवन में त्यौहार बहुत
चुप रहने दो तलवारें
शब्दों में है धार बहुत
Girl just scratched my car with her Activa.
I shouted- Andhi hai kya?
She said- Ladki hoon.
[I was helpless]
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Interviewer:Do u hv any question?
Boy:Yes
Int:What
Boy:Sir, jab Ramgarh mie bijli nahi thi to gaon walon ne chat p paani ki tanki q bnwayi?
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Why does not Santa wake up early.. i.e. when the day dawns.. or sun rises.. but
instead get up when the sun is already shining bright..
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Because he has realised the fact that.. "Dawn ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin.. na mumkin hain.."
Ek Kana [one-eyed] Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega??
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Ek Nazar se bhi pyar hota hai maine suna hai...
अगर गम के पास तलवार है....
तो मैं उम्मीद की ढाल लिए बैठा हूँ....
ऐ जिंदगी......
तेरी हर चाल के लिए मैं एक चाल लिए बैठा हूँ ।
Watching" Inside out", i think that my joy is lost in a abyssal sink and the handle of my mind is in the hands of dolorous anger. Fear becomes dipsomaniac , he wants a dew 😜 and my disgust is bibulous ,it needs a rehabilitation therapy.
paused the movie and written this bromidic statement. 🙏🙏
@mukund5....
Bhai You Are The True Dasila Of RTS and PG...
I Tried My Bit...But Not To The Mark Set By You....
Keep The Good Work On Bhai .
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Undoubtedly.....
We are all damaged. We have all been hurt. We have all had to learn painful lessons. We are all recovering from some mistake, loss, betrayal, abuse, injustice or misfortune. All of life is a process of recovery that never ends. We each must find ways to accept and move through the pain and to pick ourselves back up. For each pang of grief, depression, doubt or despair there is an inverse toward renewal coming to you in time. Each tragedy is an announcement that some good will indeed come in time. Be patient with yourself. — Bryant McGill
Watched" inside out"
I am happy ...my "bing bong " is still alive.
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Only for bong people...