ना तितलियों का रंग पता ,
न मौसम का हाल ।
मैं फूल तो हूँ पर उस गमले का ,
जिसे नसीब में बंद कमरा मिला ।।
ये आदमी इतना परेशान क्यूँ है,
इसे किसी ने पैसा कमाना सिखा दिया लगता है।
हर किसी का सर झुका है,
हर किसी के हाथ जुड़े हैं।
ये मोबाइल,
जैसे खुदा हो कोई।.
Son: Dad, how does it feel like winning high octane matches? | Dad: Don't know son. We're Pakistanis.
Pakistan lost, because they don't have any song to be played at the end like India has "chak de india" 😛 😊
India's loss of early wickets was a sign of tolerance !!! 😂 😂 😛
शाहीद आफ्रीदी- हमारे पास फास्ट बॉलर है।
धोनी- हमारे पास एक भडका हुआ आशिक है 😃
Modi is such a troll.
@singh13falguni @bluegene ye Lo MP(Mera pasandeedah) joke 😛
interviewer: Your Name?
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
Interviewer: Tell me properly.
Interviewee: Mohan Pal, Sir.
Interviewer: Your father's name?
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
Interviewer: What dose that mean?
Interviewee: Manmohan Pal, Sir.
Interviewer: Your native place?
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
! Interviewer: Madhya Pradesh?
Interviewee: No, ManiPal, Sir.
Interviewer: What is your qualification?
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
Interviewer (Angrily): What is it?
Interviewee: Matric Pass.
Interviewer: Why do you need a job?
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
Interviewer: And what does that mean?
Interviewee: Money problem, Sir.
Interviewer: Describe your personality.
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
Interviewer: Explain yourself clearly.
Interviewee: Magnanimous personality, Sir.
Interviewer: This discussion is now over. You may go now.
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
Interviewer: What is it now?
Interviewee: My performance, Sir?
Interviewer: M.P.!!!
Interviewee: What is that, Sir.
Interviewer: Mentally punctured!
ना इश्क में है ना प्यार में है वो मजा ....
जो पाकिस्तान की हार में है ।
Afridi ----Koi Baat Nahi Wahab Haar Gaye Aacha hai....
Jeet Jaate To English Kaun Bolta.
Just saw a movie Tamasha 2015
And I loved it...One of the best moves of 2015..
I know many of you will disagree with me
😹 😹
Just for laugh
Sweet "Hello" Can Change someone's "Mood" in "Life".. !! Good Morning !!
Hmm...
"The lawyer with the briefcase can steal more money than the man with the gun."
Kaun Kaun PG se missing hai?