"Don't compare your progress with that of others. We all need our own time to travel our own distance.":)
Jindagi chahe jaise ho,
Sab kuch light ho ya dark,
Saala khul k jeeyenge hum..
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4 people in the carriage of a train - an Indian, a pretty young blond, an ugly old woman and a Pakistani.
It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel.
In the dark there's the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from the tunnel the Pakistani is rubbing his face, and there's a huge red mark on his cheek.
The old lady thinks "I bet that Paki fondled the blond in the dark and she slapped him"
The pretty young blond thinks " I bet the Paki tried to fondle me in the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him".
The Paki thinks "I bet that dirty Indian fondled the blond in the dark, but the blond thought it was me and hit me"
The Indian thinks "I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon so I can slap that Paki moron again.
😁 😂 😂 - Don't mess with Indians
Just Kazoo it.
Less than 21 hours to go #AsiaCup.
Ind vs Ban.
i still remember those days .
The difference between insanity and genius is just
success
Sanjay Dutt has earned Rs 440 while in Jail. Lagta hai wo jail ke parole pe tha.
heights of Internet addiction in Bengaluru
cook used to cook in around 30 mins.
Now he has our wifi password, comes 30 mins early , takes an hour to cook dinner.
#aajhadkaya
Trust is a pricey thing in today's world.. Use it wisely.. #GN
I had the wonderful opportunity of listening to Padmashree Mrs. Sudha Murthy speak today. After her dialogue, she paused for questions and warned, "I'd prefer that you ask intelligent questions, rather than questions like " Who pays the bill when you both eat in a hotel?" But let me tell you. I pay the bill since he's unemployed now." Humor is really the saving grace of a good speaker.
Good Morning Friends !!! Have A Cheerful Day !!
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मगर वतन से खूबसूरत कोई सनम नहीं होता ...
नोटों में भी लिपट कर, सोने में सिमटकर मरे हे कई .....
मगर तिरंगे से खूबसूरत कोई कफ़न नहीं होता ।
जय हो हिंद की सेना ।