Tu chidiya firangi Main desi mousambi
Ladkiyon ki aadhi zindagi husband ki "Talash" me...
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Aur baaki aadhi...
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Husband ki "Talaashi" me guzar jati hai...
Its time for some Politics...Arvind Kejriwal is not keeping well but has got enough time and space 😛 to tweet..keep guessing how 😲 
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Letter by a li'l boy to fb
Dear Facebook
Everytime I send a friend request to a GIRL
u ask me
Do you know her????? 😉😉😉😠😠😠😠
Now I want to ask u a ques......
Teri behen lagti hai kya????😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
n delhites will receive 20 kilo Litres of water per month from Jan 1'14.....way to go A.K!! 
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Must READ !!!!!!!!!
1. When alok nath sees a girl with a guy he does her kanya daan then and there.
2. The number of unmarried daughters Alok Nath has is too damn high.
3. Alok Nath's CV reads:
Degree- MBA in Kanyaadan.
Skills- Sanskaar.
Experience- 10022848 Kanyaadans done.
Hobby- Giving Ashirwaads!
4. Alok Nath celebrate new year by playing Passing-the-parcel with family and Antskshari.
5. Alok Nath is a SI unit of संस्कार
6. Alok Nath जी तो candle light dinner भी दिया, अगर बत्ती लगा कर करते हैं ।।
7. Alok Nath apni khud ki shadi me bhi ladki waale the.
8. Rapists should be made to watch Alok Nath's movies as Punishment.
9. Alok Nath Institute of Kanyaadaan and Samdhi Relation Studies.
10. Alok Nath requests the DJ to play Anup Jalota songs in a Night Club.
11. Alok Nath is the only virgin father.
12. Alok Nath cocktail पार्टी मैं शहद पीते है !
13. Alok Nath owns Sanskaar TV.
14. Alok Nath WhatsApp features " Last Sanskari At "
15. Alok Nath disco bhi Kurta Pyjama aur Shawl pahen ke jaate hain.
16. Alok Nath holds world record for having Maximum number of Samdhi-Samdhans in the world.
17. In college days, a drunk girl told Aloknath to do whatever he wants, he took her to mata ka jagran.
18. Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his bachelors party. With his family.
19. Yeh Alok Nath ji ke sanskaar he hain ke prem abhi tak virgin hai.
20. आलोकनाथ अगर किसी फिल्म में गैंगस्टर बनते तो सिगार की जगह मुंह में धूप जलाते।
21. आलोक नाथ सिगरेट की जगह अगरबत्ती पीते है।
22. Alok Nath snorts Agarbatti ash at rave parties.
23. Alok Nath went for Sunburn and did surya namaskar.
24. Alok Nath didn't become a doctor because he was too ashamed of reading about the female anatomy.
25. Alok Nath's favourite sport is football. Because of family members Kaka, Mata and Nani.
26. Alok Nath has never ever eaten chowmein in all his life.
27. Alok Nath took part in debate of #TheNewsHour and result, he convinced Arnab to get married with Sanjay Jha.
28. "I don't know who you are. But I will find you and do your kanyadaan."
~ Alok Nath. 👏👏👏👏👏🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻 Happy New year in advnce
Its raining in DElhi n vo bhi heavily.............😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
Infosys is hiring freshers - message me if anyone is interested
Dear Infoscion,
In our journey of building tomorrow's enterprises for our clients, we are looking for young stars with a passion to work and excel in a dynamic environment. We need Freshers who have graduated in 2013 and 2012, who are quick learners, possess excellent communication skills and can easily adapt to changes. So here is your chance to refer your young friends and jumpstart their career with Infosys!
Role : Systems Engineer
Eligibility Criteria:
• BE / B.Tech / ME / M.Tech in any discipline (CSE/ IT/ Electronics/ ECE branches will be preferred)• MCA / MSc (Computer Science/ Electronics/ Mathematics/ Physics/ Statistics / IT / Information Science)
• Consistently excellent academic track record
• Those who have graduated in the year 2013 or 2012 (only) are eligible to apply
• Candidates should not have participated in the Infosys selection process during the last 9 months
Please send an e-mail with the following details
First Name Last Name Mail ID
*Preferred Test Location (Only One ) Year Of Passing (YYYY)Test locations
Bangalore Calcutta Chennai Delhi Hyderabad Pune
Last date for receiving the referral details from you: 1700 hrs on January 02, 2014
The selection process will commence on January 18, 2014
We Indians got it right. Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar, Guruwar, Shukrawar, Shaniwar, Raviwar. Every day is a war! Zindagi jung hai!
छोटी सी जिंदगी में अरमान बहुत थे,
हमदर्द कोई ना था, इनसान बहुत थे,
मैं अपना दर्द किस को बताता ऐ-दोस्त,
मेरे जानने वाले अनजान बहुत थे...!!!
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Those, who make fun of people's older age are insulting their own future..!! 
Bande hai hum uske,
Hum pe kiska zorr.
Piya Gia Riya ne diya,
Phir bhi dil mange more.. 
Just After Big boss 7 :-
Tanisha: Sorry Armaan, I lost. 
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Armaan: Tumhaari Aukaat bhi nahi thi jeetne ki bewakuf *%((^%&(($($(%( 😉😉
Tanisha: Awwwwwww :-* 👏
Bura Jo Dekhan Main Chala, Bura Naa Milya Koye
Jo Munn Khoja Apnaa, To Mujhse Bura Naa Koye 😐😠
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old hai but gold hai..
Yamraj asked to 3 ladies.. . .
kabhii kiss kiya hai ?? . .
1st lady:" shadi se pehle . . 😃
yamraj:" nark me jao . .😠
2nd lady:" shadi ke baad .👏 👏
yamraj:" swarg me jao . . . . .🍻 👼
3rd lady:" kabhi nahi kiya . . . .😠
Yamraj:" kone me aao.. 👍 😍 😉
Always go for shopping with your friends when they are drunk because
'Bill to tera bhai hi bharega'
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@engg_harsh bhai yeh kya hua..bigg boss ka naam liya aur post hi eliminate ho gayi..aur vo bhi bina kisi nomination ke..
DEAR MEN: When dating, she's not supposed to lead the process. Feminism and equality aside... it's courtship, and it's primal. Bottom line: YOU'RE THE MAN. LEAD THE DATE. Stop sitting back and constantly putting the ball in her court. The point is to keep the ball in YOUR court.
source:problem with women...is men!dear girls...
jaise sirf i love you bol dene se koi ladki girl friend nahi ban jati waisi hi sirf bhai bol dene se koi ladka aapka bhai nahi ban jaata... 
