"I can't live without you"
We all said this to someone once, yet lived...
Main hoke gumshuda tujhe dhundhta raha, tere gam mein apne aasuon ko khud hi chumta raha. Tu ho gaya mujhse milo door, teri raahon mein na jane main kab tak ghumta raha...
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Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player, was dying of AIDS that he got from infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983.
From the world over, he received letters from his fans, one of whom conveyed: "Why does God have to select you for such a bad disease?"
To this Arthur Ashe replied: The world over--50,000,000 children start playing tennis, 5,000,000 learn to play tennis, 500,000 learn professional tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach the grand slam, 50 reach the Wimbledon, 4 to semi finals, 2 to finals. When I was the one holding the cup, I never asked god "Why me?"
And today in pain, I should not be asking GOD, "why me?".
Kabhi hum tute to kabhi khwab toote
na jane kitne tukdon mei armaan toote
Har tukda aaina hai zindagi ka
har aaine ke saath lakhon jazbat tooteโฆ
Zindagi Main Kabhi Pyaar Karne Ka Man Ho To
Apne Dukh Se Pyaar Karna Kyunkiโฆ.
Duniya Ka Dastoor Haiโฆ
Jise Jitna Chahoge Use Utna Door Paooge..

Kamyabi kabhi badi nahi hoti,
Pane wale hamesha bade hote hai.
Darar kabhi badi nahi hoti,
Bharne wale hamesha bade hote hai.
Itihaas ke har panne par likha hai,
Dosti kabhi badi nahi hoti,
Nibhane wale hamesha bade hote haiโฆ

One day I entered the class smiling, and a fellow classmate asked me " You seem very happy. We slog here day in day out.What's the reason yaar?? " I replied " Ainvayi".. I thought and thought, and realised that there is no reason to be happy, its just a state of mind. ๐ 
Apni kharabion par Parda dal kar,
Har Sakhsh kah raha he ye zamana kharab hai..!!

Proffessor: 1 Platform 2 km lambaa hai, Aandhi chal rahi hai, 60km/hr ki speed se..
Ek Train Aayi aur Delhi se Mumbai ki Taraf Chali gayi..
To Sawal ye hai ki:โ Meri Umar Kitni hai ???
Sab Bachhe Hairaan ho ke 1 Doosre ki Shakal dekhne Lageyโฆ.
Ek Student ne Jawab dene ke liye haath Uthaaya.. . . Student:โ Sir Aapki Umar 42 saal hai..
Profesor:โ Very Gud, Lekin tumne kaise Calculate kiya ?? . . Student:โ Sir Hamare Ghar ke paas1 Aadmi Rehta hai, wo AADHA Pagal hai aur Uski Umar 21 Saal hai..

principle:- agr tumlog raat ko girls hostel me njr v aaye to 100 rupees fine lgega
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eng. student:- sir, bta dijiye ki monthly kitna lgega?

Place- Exam Hall..
Exam- English literature
Girl to boy- yaar, plzz pehle ques. ka answer bata de..
Boy- acha le jaldi likh... Girl aftr writting the answers- thanks bro. u helped me a lot.. Boy shocked.. . Boy- saali bhai hoga tera bf.,kamini galat hai answers, dhang se padh match ki commentary hai :D:-D:-P ๐ Boy rocked, Girl behosh

Ultimate engineering..
which is the most popular machine that engineering students frequently use..?
Think..
Xerox machine..

A mother never starts her day. She starts other's ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ผ ๐ผ ๐ผ
Chhota bachha- please shiv bhagwan muje ek cycle de do. Mere sare frends ke pas cycle hai.
Yeh wish kar ke bacha so gaya.
Agle din jab woh utha to dikha ki Shiv Bhagwan ne use koi cycle nahi di hai.
Tab usne Ganesh ki chhoti si murti uthai aur Shankar bhagwan se bola - Agar tumhe tumhare bachha chahiye to sham ko 4 baje cycle leke mandir k pichhe aa jana.
Kitni dair ujaalon ki raah dekhoonga?
Koi nahi hai koi bhi nahi, na paas... na door
Ek pyaar hai, dil ki dhadkan..
Apni chahat ka jo ailaan kiye jaati hai..
Zindagi hai jo jiye jaati hai..
Khoon ke ghoont piye jaati hai..
Khwab kaanton se siye jaati hai...๐
When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
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