मैंने तो कब का आत्महत्या कर लिया होता,
बस ऐसी तस्वीरें हौंसला बढाती रहती है
कथा।।।।
बुजुर्ग दुकानदार से:मेरा मोबाइल ठीक कर दो
दुकानदार:लेकिन इसमें तो कोई खराबी नहीं है।
बुजुर्ग:फिर मेरे बच्चों के फ़ोन क्यों नहीं आते है
What is MARKETING ?
This is how a Professor explained Marketing Concepts to a class:
1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing.
2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl. One of your friends goes upto her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him!" - That's Advertising.
3. You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can I marry you?" - That's Brand Recognition.
4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback.
5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's Demand and Supply Gap.
6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and before you say: "I m rich, Marry me!", your wife arrives. - That's Restriction for Entering New Markets.
Hope Concepts are clear...???? 😛
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हर पल में प्यार है , हर लम्हे में ख़ुशी है,
खो दो तो याद है .. जी लो तो ज़िन्दगी है .......
देश संक्रमण काल में है।पाखंड की जंजिरो को उखाड फेकना चाहता है आज का नौजवान। दुर्भाग्य से बदलते हालात को न सेकुलर समझ पा रहे है न साहीत्यकार।
Any Indian Engineering Services aspirant here?
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Early 2000s: Yahoo Chat Rooms
2007-2010: Orkut
2010-August 2015: Facebook
Late 2015s to Present: PaGaLGuY (RTS/#Now playing)
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Please don't make it a chat room. Only one good place where some people can spend time- learning and educating. Only one left.
No offense!
happy birthday @apoorva.hymn
may u get all what u desire, n have a beautiful year.....
lucky to have a friend like u sweet heart 😘
Anyone having the experience of staying in OYO rooms ?
how was it ?
Signing Off ! Tc :mg:
“ज़िन्दगी क्या है समझ जाओगे, कि कभी बारिश में पतंग उड़ा के तो देखो"।
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Bhai hansi ab tak nahi ruk rahi
seriously dont be Billu
Always true... :))
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