RIP, Sadhana!
Today's Special
पति: "आज सब्ज़ी में नमक थोड़ा ज़्यादा लग रहा है!"
पत्नी: "नमक ठीक है... सब्ज़ी कम पड़ गई, बोला था ज़्यादा लाया करो"
Point: Wife is always right!
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पति: "आलू के परांठो में आलू तो नजर नहीं आ रहे हैं" ?
पत्नी: "चुपचाप खा लो!! कश्मीरी पुलाव में क्या कश्मीर नजर आता है???" ?
Point: Bola tha na, wife is always right!!
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पति: "३ दिन से लगातार लौकी खा रहा हूँ, अब १ महीना नहीं खाऊंगा!!!!"
पत्नी: "यही बात तंबाखू के लिए क्यूँ नहीं बोलते????"
पति: "कल भी लौकी ही बनाना" ?
Point: Accept it, wife is always right!
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पति दूध पीकर : छीः ये कैसा दूध है ?
बीवी : वो केसर ख़त्म हो गया था जी
तो मैंने आपकी जेब से
'बिमल पान मसाला' डाल दिया क्योंकि
इसके दाने -दाने मे है केसर का दम 😛😛
Over and out
Does anyone here ever experienced "sleep paralysis" or "hallucination"?
#ModiInPak
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"Live life in moments, not in days or years or your schedules. Mostly, it's our misconception that we live our life the way we want. Every single step which we take is influenced by others. Only the part, which we hide from all and keep deep within our heart, is our own. " #Everyone_has_a_Story
i know itz highly irrelevant to post it in our Indian forums , but i want to share about 1 of best dunkers of all time in NBA (in game ) . If he dunks on us like thy showing it in countdown 8 and 2 of this clip thn he ll definitely break our back and neck . 😃
[Santa holds the mic]
"HO HO HO.."
*crowd booing* "Old stuff.."
*Santa continues* "Khoya khoya chand khula aasmaan.."
*crowd goes nuts*
😂 😂 😂
Oye teri! Nacho re nacho!!💃
modi ji in nawaz sharif's home:
Media is like: wow shantii ka paigaam on christman. there is peace in the air...
TOH AAJ KA BADA SAWAL YE HAI KI SANTA KAUN? MODI ya NAWAZ?
America is like: we dont give a damn.. jingling jingling... merry christmas bro
Opposition party in india are like: this is not social.. it is political... how can they meet when there is killing goin on borders.
Ppl in india and pakistan r like: yaar bas bhi karo nautanki
All of us have only one goal in life, no one says that, yet they struggle for it. Just one goal - to stay important.
Back in taxi..will reach home by 2pm ..lot of rush in temple ..but happy : )
एक होता है "सुन्दर",
एक होता है "अति सुंदर"
और. इन सबसे भी कहीं आगे होता है...
"बैचों क्या माल है :-)
Assi Nazuk Dil Dey Lok Han, Sada Dil na Yar Dukhaya Kar,
Na Jhooty Wady Kitta Kar, Na Jhooti Qasmaan Khaya Kar,
Tenu Kinni Wari Me Aakheya Ay, Menu Wal Wal Na Azmaya Kar,
Teri Yad De Vich Mein Mar Ja Saan, Menu Enna Na Yad Aaya Kar...!!!
---- Baba Bulleh Shah
"A smile starts on the lips, a grin spreads to the eyes, a chuckle comes from the belly; but a good laugh bursts forth from the soul, overflows, and bubbles all around." — Carolyn Birmingham
logical !!