Most 'First Class' students get technical seats, some become Doctors and some Engineers.
The 'Second Class' pass, get MBA, become Administrators and control the'First Class'.
The 'Third Class' pass, enter politics and become Ministers and control both.
Last, but not the least, The 'Failures' join the underworld and control all the above.
And those who do not attend any school, become Swamis and Babas everyone goes to them.

#now_decide_what_u_want_2_become π πΌ π
Kabhi jo badal barse,
mai dekhu tujhe aankhe bhar ke,
Tu lage mujhe pehli barish ki dua..
Tere pehlu me reh lu,
mai khud ko pagal keh lu,
Tu gam de khushiyan sehlu sathiyan..
Koiii nahiii, tere siva mera yahan,
manzile hai meri to sab yahan..
Mita de sabhi aaja fasle mai chahu mujhe mujhse bant le..
Zara sa mujhme tu jhank le, mai hu kya..??
There is nothing greater than "PARENTS" in this world.....
so....
GO GET MARRIED FAST & BECOME PARENTS.....π
DELHI WAALI GIRLFRIEND.........................SHARABI HO GYI π π
IRCTC to launch pills that will improve patience level while booking tatkal tickets.. calling it BERTH CONTROL pills
HAHAAHAA true hai.. πππππ π
Don't let someone else control what you do in life. It's your decisions, your outcomes, your life.πΌπΌπΌπΌ
Guys, just 4-5 more days on pg,
Jan 2014 Gujarat joining...........
Will miss pg a lot. 
Dhoom 3 excellent movieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
an advertisement by an internet cafe..
"wanted boy...full time"



Zindagi ki Kashmakash mein,Main Aaj bhi Bahot Masroof hun mgar,
Waqt ka Bahana bna kr Apno ko bhool jana Mjhe aaj bhi nahi aata..!!
Wo khud hi tay karte hai manzil asmaano ki
Nahi kar saka jo koi abhi tak,
par kar gayin mazboor Ye Aankhen.
Yaad dilane k liye bahut kuch tha unme,
Par fir bhi yaad ayin to sirf Ye Aankhen.
Hoonto se kitna bhi kaha jaye,
par Dil to sunta hai sirf Ye Aankhen.
Chote chote hoont hain inme, ya kehna inko aata hi hai
Likna to mujhko aata nahi, par likhwa hi detin hian Ye Aankhen.
"KAMYABI"
"POTTY KI BADBU" KI TARAH HOTI HAI,
BARDASHT TABHI HOTI HAI
JAB APNI HO... π
aaj pehli bar congress ne apna wada pura kiya...
congress ka hath aam admi ke saath...


adavatein thi taghaful tha ranjishein thi magar
bichadne wale mein sab kuch tha bewfai na thi
β»β»song-wo humsafar thaβΊβΊ

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ππEvery girl has her best friend, her boyfriend, and her love...
If she is lucky, they are all the same person. ...
And for a guy, he is lucky when
all three are different person...!
Is AAP future bright in the upcoming Loksabha elections?
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Handling Insult -
Buddha Story One day Buddha was walking through a village. A very angry and rude young man came up and began insulting him. "You have no right teaching others," he shouted. "You are as stupid as everyone else. You are nothing but a fake."
Buddha was not upset by these insults. Instead he asked the young man "Tell me, if you buy a gift for someone, and that person does not take it, to whom does the gift belong?"
The man was surprised to be asked such a strange question and answered, "It would belong to me, because I bought the gift."
The Buddha smiled and said, "That is correct. And it is exactly the same with your anger. If you become angry with me and I do not get insulted, then the anger falls back on you. You are then the only one who becomes unhappy, not me. All you have done is hurt yourself."
"If you want to stop hurting yourself, you must get rid of your anger and become loving instead. When you hate others, you yourself become unhappy. But when you love others, everyone is happy."