Pujara justified his place in the team as Mr.Dependable👏
Precautionary Warning...! ! ! ! !
aaj raat 12 Baje ke baad ke mere posts/comments(except padayi waale) ko ignore karein.... Getting high tonight Guyzzzz....Kal koi gaali naa denaa.....Warnaa Pg ki kasam PG chorr dungaa..... 😛 😛 
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sabhi ko _____/\______
Santa: I'm in a big trouble!
Banta: Why is that?
Santa: I saw a mouse in my house!
Banta: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
Santa: I don't have one.
Banta: Well then, buy one.
Santa: Can't afford one.
Banta: I can give you mine if you want.
Santa: That sounds good.
Banta: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
Santa: I don't have any cheese.
Banta: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
Santa: I don't have oil.
Banta: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
Santa I don't have bread.
Banta: Then what the hell is that mouse doing at your house???
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MY BACK IS NOT voicemail.... say it to MY FACE 
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Eyes are best frnd.....
Dono ek sath jhapakti hai....
Roti hai..
Soti hai...
But if they see a Girl sirf ek hi jhapakti hai.....
Moral... - A girl can break any strong relation...... 😁
No one can fight destiny 😛
Teacher - Isko Hindi mein translate karo.. . . .
Hey Friends, Look a Beautiful Girl is standing there.. . . . . . .
Student : Wo Dekho kamino, Tumhari Bhabhi khadi hai... :P:
There is nothing like giving a good news to one of your best friends and hearing them in a effervescent and happy state 😃
opposite of the word 'selfie' ????😐😐😐😐
kissi se baat karna chaahta hoon per kissase karun koi hai hi nahi zindagi main......ro raha hoon.....kissi ka kandha chahta hoon.....per koi hai nahi.....malum hai ki kal subah uddhne ke baad dukh hoga mujhe apni yeh halat bataane kaa.... per kissi ko yeh dukh baatana chahta hun....Kyaa karun koi hai hi nahin....... 😞 😞 😞
Apologies Guyzzz to mak u sentii.... 😞 😞 😞
-- Pp
ladkiyon se bach k rehna chahiye doston-
kyu
kyuki-
Chahe dekh lo titanic ya dekh lo rang de basanti
Marta hai Ladka aur bachti hai ladki
I always want only two things :
Lose weight and EAT
👼Sometimes it's not the people who change. It's the mask that falls off!😉😍
Guys, today is do or die situation for me..........
at 2 pm , I will get my result.............. first time nervous in life, fingers crossed..
I am an atheist , still praying to GOd.
इंतजार करने वालो को उतना ही मिलता है,
जितना कोशिश करने वाले छोड देते है 👍👍
@kuljeet_the_warrior
Jo mil gaya use muqqadar samjho.....
Khud ko waqt ka sikandar samjho.....
Kyo darte ho exam result se.....
Jab tak result na aaye khud ko topper samjho.... 😁 :)
From the book, Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini.
"There is only one sin, only one. And that is theft. Every other sin is a variation of theft.
When you kill a man, you steal a life. You steal his wife's right to a husband, rob his children of a father.
When you tell a lie, you steal someone's right to the truth.
When you cheat, you steal the right to fairness.
There is no act more wretched than stealing.”
~ A description given by a father to his son, about what sin is.
😃Kismat hi khraab chal rahi haii.....Pwehale gf se break-up fir Acer lappie ka keyboard kharaab ho gya tha....aaj macbook ka adapter gya....cyber cafe aake PG check karna padd raha hai....Kyaa din aa gye hain.... Seriously bad luck hi kharaab chal raha hai.... 😞 😞 😞
a husband after drinking to his wife-"kaun ho tum"
wife;:-"yeh kya bakwas kar rahe ho..bhool gaye mey tumhari patni hu"
husband:-"nasha bade se bade gam ko bhula deta hey behenji"
