Rise To Smileeee……😃😇😆☀️

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My Age is

  • 29-30
  • 27-28
  • 23-25
  • 26-27
  • 20-22

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How often you visit Quora?

  • Alternate Days
  • Once in a Fortnight
  • Once in a Month
  • I’hv no idea what is Quora. I use FB & Whatsapp.
  • Everyday
  • Once In a Week

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How much money do you think is more than enough for you in this lifetime ? (Assuming you have that amount right now, ignore inflation)

  • 15 crores
  • 1 crore
  • 5 crores
  • 20 crores
  • 50 crores
  • More than 50 crores
  • I am a monk , don’t need money

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http://imgur.com/2weeX3E

: )

we all want to live life the bast way, but end up living our own perception of it(most of the time this perception is borrowed/inspired from the people around you)..

#Quora

This by far has been "the" coincidence in my life.

A year back I was using a number whose provider was Vodafone. For some reasons, I stopped using it for almost a year and it was transferred to some other guy.

And my bank documents had that number. To change the number I needed my username and password, and I had conveniently forgotten my password.

To reset the password, i would get an OTP on my registered number which obviously wasn't with me. Else, I had to visit the branch for which I was lazy.

So I thought I'll call up on my old number and check if he could help me with my otp.

Now the coincidence. Here is the conversation we had
Me- Hi, this is Chitra here. The ex-owner of your number.
Him- are you serious? You are calling me from my old number.
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So he had picked my old number as his new one and I had his old number.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tLfadCYPCmg

my favourite.....

Difference between Friends n Girlfriends :

You EARN friends while you have to WIN girlfriends 😃

Our dillema is that we hate change and we love it at the same time.... What we really want is for things to remain the same but get better.... 

##How's this possible??? 😕  😟  😧 

"We will allow only those vehicles to run on Mondays and Wednesdays whose Licence number will be equal to the value of log 10 plus sin of the first two digits of the number plate, minus the exponent of....." - Delhi government.

Beautiful lyrics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prJQmbiQLkc

Boy:

Roses are red, violets are blue;

KBC ka tone hai, tun tun tun tutun tun tun tun.

1 like, 5 comments with "kya be! Kuch bhi"

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Girl:

Roses are red, violets are blue,

KBC ka tone hai, tun tun tun tutun tun tun tun.

24 likes, 15  Hahahahahahaharoflhahahahahahahahaha, 18 Hehe, 12 LOL!, 22 can you come on PM? 

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.

One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot.

Angry passengers took the conductor to the police, who in turn took him to the court.

The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.

He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.

A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus.

This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experience stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his
injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment.

The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him.

This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!

The question is why didn't he die on the first occasion but died instantly the second time??

Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again.


Still couldn't? Then see below.........




Think hard


Come on..


Tired....?


Wanna know the answer????


Scroll down for answer.















Okay........ here is the Answer............

During the first time the conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But during the second time, he was a good conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died !!!!

: P Sorry, I am a fan of poor jokes

http://waitbutwhy.com/2014/06/taming-mammoth-let-peoples-opinions-run-life.html

Hello 🙋 doston ...kaise ho sab..??

Three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started singing the song - "

AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE

".


Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????























COZ the song is HIT  

How many of U follow Businessinsider.in ?

  • I don’t know about it, & I don’t follow
  • Me
  • I know about it, But don’t follow

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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself... ...... Leo Tolstoy.....