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Customer to clerk: agar main aaj cheque deposit karta hoon, toh kitne din mein clear hoga?

Clerk: sir 3 din toh lagenge.

Customer: dono bank aamne saamne hee hai. Phir itne din kyun lagenge?

Clerk: sir PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai . Socho agar aap Shamshaan ke bahar mar jaate hai toh aapko ghar leke jayenge ya wahin jala denge?


Customer faints!!! :mg: :mg:


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Love this limca ad :blush: :blush: missing it these days 😞
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Itni si hasi, Itni si khusi
Itna sa tukda chand ka
khwabo ke tinko se chal banaye aashiyan....

Dabe Dabe paun se aaye Haule Haule Zindagi
Hothon pe taali chadhake,Hum taale lagake
chal gumsum tarane chupke chupke gayen

Aadhi aadhi baatien aa dil ki yeh zameen
Thoda tera sa hoga thoda mera bhi hoga
Aapna ye aashiyan...

Hey Sara Zamana (Sara Zamana)

Hasinon Ka Deewana (Hasinon Ka Deewana)

Zamana Kahe Phir Kyon (Zamana Kahe Phir Kyon)

Bura Hai Dil Lagana (Bura Hai Dil Lagana)


Hey Sara Zamana (Sara Zamana)

Hasinon Ka Deewana (Hasinon Ka Deewana)

Zamana Kahe Phir Kyon (Zamana Kahe Phir Kyon)

Bura Hai Dil Lagana (Bura Hai Dil Lagana)


Hey Sara Zamana (Hey)

Yeh Kaun Keh Raha Hai

Tu Aaj Pyaar Kar Le

Jo Kabhi Bhi Kathma Na Ho

Woh Ietbaar Kar Le


(Yeh Kaun Keh Raha Hai

Tu Aaj Pyaar Kar Le

Jo Kabhi Bhi Kathma Na Ho

Woh Ietbaar Kar Le)


Maan Le, Maan Le Meri Baat (Meri Baat)

Sara Zamana (Sara Zamana)

Hasinon Ka Deewana (Hasinon Ka Deewana)

Zamana Kahe Phir Kyon (Zamana Kahe Phir Kyon)

Bura Hai Dil Lagana (Bura Hai Dil Lagana)


Hey Sara Zamana

Jab Husn Hi Nahi To

Duniya Mein Kya Kashish Hai

Dil, Dil Wahi Hai Jisme

Kahin Pyaar Ki Khalish Hai


(Jab Husn Hi Nahi To

Duniya Mein Kya Kashish Hai

Dil, Dil Wahi Hai Jisme

Kahin Pyaar Ki Khalish Hai)


Maan Le, Maan Le Meri Baat (Meri Baat)

Hey Sara Zamana (Sara Zamana)

Hasinon Ka Deewana (Hasinon Ka Deewana)

Zamana Kahe Phir Kyon (Zamana Kahe Phir Kyon)

Bura Hai Dil Lagana (Bura Hai Dil Lagana)


Hey Sara Zamana (Sara Zamana)

Hasinon Ka Deewana

Zamana Kahe Phir Kyon (Zamana Kahe Phir Kyon)

Bura Hai Dil Lagana


Lal La Lala La (Lal La Lala La)

Lala Lala La La (Lala Lala La La)

(Lala Lala La La)

(Lala Lala La La)

Sara Zamana -:)








to my special friends.... @explore9 and @blacksands splatsplatsplatsplatsplatsplatsplatsplat

and all other mates.... @revn @richaaa.. @ratnasen @emily6 @toruk.makto @bs57.72 @burnett @biswas.maxpayne @brixcel @PhoenixScribe @Parul-Sharma @DeAdLy @DieHard12 @Dexian @Dev_MBApagal @chintu61 @maverik02 @m.Kan.nan @AshuIIMA @Aim2013cat @dhanik @ibpsaspirants20 @9040 @ScareCrow28 @kplight @korepankaj @nishasharma1490 @Harmeet89 @ralins @Rajdeep_S @ojaswinii @Samidha21 and all...


Bane Chaahe Dushman Zamaana Humaara

salaamat Rahe Dostaana Humaara


Bane Chaahe Dushman Zamaana Humaara

salaamat Rahe Dostaana Humaara


salaamat Rahe Dostaana Humaara


bane Chaahe Dushman Zamaana Humaara

salaamat Rahe Dostaana Humaara


woh Khwaabon Ke Din Woh Kitaabon Ke Din

sawaalon Ki Raaten Jawaabon Ke Din

kayi Saal Humne Guzaare Yahaan

yahin Saath Khele Hue Hum Jawaan, Hue Hum Jawaan

tha Bachpan Bada Aashiqaana Humaara

salaamat Rahe Dostaana Humaara


bane Chaahe Dushman Zamaana Humaara

salaamat Rahe Dostaana Humaara


na Bichhdenge Mar Ke Bhi Hum Doston

humein Dosti Ki Qasam Doston

pata Koyi Poochhe To Kehte Hain Hum

ke Ek Duje Ke Dil Me Rehte Hain Hum, Rehte Hain Hum

nahin Aur Koyi Thikaana Humaara

salaamat Rahe Dostaana Humaara


bane Chaahe Dushman Zamaana Humaara

salaamat Rahe Dostaana Humaara


salaamat Rahe Dostaana Humaara


bane Chaahe Dushman Zamaana Humaara

salaamat Rahe Dostaana Humaara





Dedicated to @explore9 and @blacksands splatsplatsplatsplatsplatsplatsplat

tumko chuke bhi chune ko karta hai dil......

paake bhi paane ko karta hai dil.......

aawargi aane lagi....


saanson mein khushboo chaane lagi..........

dil pe deewangi chagayi iss kadr..............

bandh aankhon se bhi mujhko aaye nazar.......


kaise kahe hume kitani mohabbat hai...........haan mohabbat hain .....

mohabbat bhari lamhon ki hai haseen kahaaniyaan.......

ooooooooooooooooooo


mohabbat bhari lamhon ki hai haseen kahaaniyaan..........

oo pyaar keliye hi humko mile zindgaaniyaan


pyaar hi zindagi.............pyaar hi hai khuda

yoohi chalne rahe pyaar ki raahon par..... -:)




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Doston Se Jhuuthii Muuthii Duusron Ka Naam Leke
Phir Merii Baatien Karna
Yaara Raat Se Din Karna
Lambi Judaai Terii Bada Mushkil Hai
Aahon Se Dil Bharna
Yaara Raat Se Din Karna
Kab Yeh Puurii Hogii
Duur Yeh Duurii Hogii
Roz Safar Karna
Yaara Raat Se Din Karna

Chupke Se Chupke Se Raat Kii Chaadar Tale
Chaand Kii Bhii Aahat Na Ho
Baadal Ke Piichhe Chale
Jale Katara Katara, Gale Katara Katara
Raat Bhii Na Hii Le Aadhii Aadhii...(2)
Chupke Se Lag Jaa Gale Raat Kii Chaadar Tale

Pharvarii Kii Sardiyon Kii Dhuup Mein
Muundii Muundii Akhiyon Se Dekhna
Haath Kii Aar SeNiimi Niimi Thand Aur Aag Mein
Haule Haule Maarva Ke Raag Mein
Miir Kii Yeh Baat Ho
Din Bhii Na Duube Raat Na Aaye Shaam Kabhii Na Dhale
Shaam Dhale To Subaah Na Aaye Raat Hii Raat Jale
Chupke Se Chupke...Ke Piichhe Chale

Doston Se Juuthii ...Se Din Karna

Tujh Bina Paglii Yeh Purvai
Aake Merii Chunarii Mein Bhar Gayi
Tuu Kabhii Aise Hii Gale Mein Bhar Jaise Yeh Purvai
Aa Gale Lag Jaise Yeh Purvai
Saathiya Sun Tuu Kal Jo Mujhko Nind Na Aayi Paas Bulaa Le Na
Goad Mein Apnii Sar Rakh Le Na
Lorii Sunaa De Na
Chupke Se Lag...Ke Piichhe Chale
...! πŸ‘ lookround

-@A

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fast few lines of this article..."Raghuram Rajan, chief economist at the IMF, believes that the Combined Admission Test (CAT) conducted by the IIMs is one of the toughest exam in the world, more gruelling than the GRE and the GMAT put together. Having taught students at some of the top US universities like the MIT, the University of Chicago and Northwestern, he ranks IIM students among the best in the world."


πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘...read this to get motivated during your prep phase!!! @revn @richaaa.. @9040 @AshuIIMA @amit468

Boys Are Someone Who: ... ...

-Takes a Walk in the house with a Toothbrush..

-Reads the Text on the Shampoo bottle in the Shower..

-Laugh at Their Jokes when They haven't even Shared it with Others yet..

-They can Read something 10 Times without understanding It..

=$ -They Push the door when it clearly says"PULL"..

-They ask"What?"when They clearly Understand everything..

-Hate it when the Wind messes Their Hair up..

=| -Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything..!!

-Have to Call Their Own Phones to find it..

-Check the Time on Their Phones when They are wearing a Wrist Watch..

-Turning Their Pillow around so They Sleep on the cold Side..

-When they stay up Late, they Count how many hours of Sleep they wll get..

-Smiling While Reading This!!!
#boys version

@revn On this special Occasion....:angel:

Here is the lovely song for you..... Special day special song...

Many many happy returns of the day... may god bless you and showers lots of joy and happiness... keep smiling and be happy.... wish no worries touch you ever... and all your wishes come true... God bless you... and have a great year ahead.... Enjoy this song... and HAPPY BIRTHDAY.... :smile: :smile:

πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚

One thing I don't know why

It doesn't even matter how hard you try

Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme

To explain in due time


(All I know)

Time is a valuable thing

Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings

Watch it count down to the end of the day

The clock ticks life away

(It's so unreal)


Didn't look out below

Watch the time go right out the window

Trying to hold on but didn't even know

I wasted it all just to watch you go

I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart

What it meant to be will eventually be a memory of a time when...


I tried so hard

And got so far

But in the end

It doesn't even matter


I had to fall

To lose it all

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

One thing, I don't know why

It doesn't even matter how hard you try

Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme

To remind myself how


I tried so hard

In spite of the way you were mocking me

Acting like I was part of your property

Remembering all the times you fought with me

I'm surprised it got so (far)

Things aren't the way they were before

You wouldn't even recognize me anymore

Not that you knew me back then

But it all comes back to me


In the end

You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart

What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when...

I tried so hard

And got so far

But in the end

It doesn't even matter


I had to fall

To lose it all

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

I've put my trust in you

Pushed as far as I can go


For all this

There's only one thing you should know

I've put my trust in you

Pushed as far as I can go

For all this

There's only one thing you should know

I tried so hard

And got so far


But in the end

It doesn't even matter

I had to fall

To lose it all

But in the en

It doesn't even matter


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yk8xKGUkFs

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-:)


happiee waaalaaaa buddae hai tereko.... mgmgmgmgmgmgmgmgmgmgmgmgmgmgmgmg

paaartyyyyy 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁


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when should i come to ur place for the party πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ»πŸ»πŸ»πŸ»πŸ»πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
enjoy the dae and rokk the world 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍lookroundlookroundlookroundlookroundlookroundlookroundlookroundlookroundlookroundlookroundsplatsplatsplatsplatsplatsplat
my best wishes with you sweetheart πŸ‘ΌπŸ‘ΌπŸ‘ΌπŸ‘ΌπŸ‘ΌπŸ‘ΌπŸ‘ΌπŸ‘ΌπŸ‘ΌπŸ‘ΌπŸ‘ΌπŸ‘ΌπŸ‘ΌπŸ‘ΌπŸ‘ΌπŸ‘Ό

Humne dekhi hai un aankhon ki mehakti khushboo

Haath se choo ke isse rishton ka ilzaam na do

Sirf ehsaas hai yeh, rooh se mehsoos karo

Pyar ko pyar hi rehne do, koi naam na do

Humne dekhi hai un aankhon ki mehakti khushboo

Haath se choo ke isse rishton ka ilzaam na do

Pyar koi bol nahin, pyar awaz nahin

Ek khamoshi hai, sunti hai kaha karti hai

Na yeh bujhti hai, na rukti hai, na thehri hai kahin

Noor ki boond hai sadiyon se baha karti hai

Sirf ehsaas hai yeh, rooh se mehsoos karo

Pyar ko pyar hi rehne do, koi naam na do

Muskurahat se khili rehti hia aankhon mein kahin

Aur palkon pe ujale se ruke rehte hain

Honth kuch kehte nahin, kaanpte honthon pe mager

Kitne khamosh se afsane ruke rehte hain

Sirf ehsaas hai yeh, rooh se mehsoos karo

Pyar ko pyar hi rehne do, koi naam na do

Humne dekhi hai un aankhon ki mehakti khushboo

Haath se choo ke isse rishton ka ilzaam na do

@AshuIIMA @Harmeet89 @miseera @DeAdLy @DieHard12 @Dev_MBApagal @dreamboats @ScareCrow28 @scrabbler @revn @richaaa.. @rushikesh90 @iPraddy @nikskrish @Chirayu2404 @sanu8080 @hmnt09

Kitni girahe kholi hai mene

Kitni girahe ab baki baki hai

Paao me payal

Baho me kangan

Gale me hansari

Kamar band chhalle or bichue

Naak kaan chidwaye gaye

Or zewar zewar kehte kehte

reet riwaz ki rassiyo se me

jakdi gayi

Uff kitni tarah me pakdi gayi

Ab chilne lage hai hath panv or

Kitni kharashe ubhari hai

Kitni girahe kholi hai mene

Kitni rassiya utri hai

Kitni rassiya utri hai

Ang ang mera roop rang

Mere naksh nain mere bol bain

Meri awaz me koyal ki tarif hui

Meri julf sanp meri julf rat

Julfo me ghata mere lab gulab

Ankhe sharab

Gazle or nazme kehte kehte me

husn or ishq k afsano me

jakdi gayi jakdi gayi

Uff kitni tarah me pakdi gayi

Me poochu zara

Me poochu zara

Ankho me sarab dikhi sabko

Akash nahi dekha koi

Sawan bhado to dekhe magar

Kya dard nahi dekha koi

Kya dard nahi dekha koi

Fanki jhini si chadar me

Boot cheel gaye uriyani ke

Taga taga karke poshak

Utari gayi poshak utari gayi

Mere jism pe fanki mask hui

Or art kala kehte kehte

sange mar mar me jakdi gayi

Uff kitni tarah me pakdi gayi

Batlaye koi

Kitni girahe kholi hai mene

Kitni girahe ab baaki hai baaki hai


(gulzar)


This is one of my favourites from recent numbers .... πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ


@Dev_MBApagal @AshuIIMA @richaaa.. @ojaswinii @miseera @9040 @revn @nikskrish @ibpsaspirants20 @iPraddy @emily6 @Ridhzz
The best relation works out when :
U fight like a married couple,
Talk like Best Friends,
Flirt like first lovers
& protect each other like Tom & Jerry 😍 😁 mg p

Pyar toh hume karna tha,

Par kuch khaas hua nahi;

Tajmahal to hume bhi banana tha,

Par afsoss ke mera LOAN pass hua nahi..πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ


@AshuIIMA @shailesh88 @Sherjil @iPraddy @ibpsaspirants20 @9040 @explore9 @ojaswinii @Biki123 @emily6 @mavericmonck @Shubhangi.VJ @Harmeet89 @DieHard12 @richaaa.. @nexus.anonymous @vaibhav12345 @rushikesh90


Always be happy with what you have in your life
Many Others Don't have the Life you have

Tamanna se nahi, tanhai se darte hai, pyar se nahi ruswai se darte hai, milne ki bahut chahat hai par milne k baad judai se darte hai.

Girl : whats is the price of galaxy grand ? ?

Salesman : Rs.20,000/-'

Girl : "Awww"!

Girl : & S4 ??


Salesman : "Awww" + "Awww" πŸ˜‰ :p @DeAdLy @Dexian @PhoenixScribe @Harmeet89 @AshuIIMA and others..