Customer to clerk: agar main aaj cheque deposit karta hoon, toh kitne din mein clear hoga?
Clerk: sir 3 din toh lagenge.
Customer: dono bank aamne saamne hee hai. Phir itne din kyun lagenge?
Clerk: sir PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai . Socho agar aap Shamshaan ke bahar mar jaate hai toh aapko ghar leke jayenge ya wahin jala denge?
Customer faints!!!

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