Thoughts of a Frustrated BANKING Aspirant: Clerk Pre nahi nikal raha hai. UPSC Try karke dekhte hai. 😂
most asleel launda on pg
- krk
- avisvati
- greatestisGod
- bandarraju
- others
- siliconvalley
- me
- pgZindabad
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So acc to poll here I m the most asleel humanoid here. So what should I do now
- emotional atyachar
- asleelta ka demonstration
- girls beware I m pervert
- nanga nach
- pakora party
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1.A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God responded, ”So you would love her.” The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?” God replied, “So she would love you.”
Girl: "Girls are better than boys." Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?" Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
Everyone says the world would be better off if it was run by women. Sure, maybe there wouldn't be violence and territorial conquests fueled by male testosterone. But instead, we'd have a bunch of jealous countries that aren't talking to each other.
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, young, urban, professional." The second guy says, "I'm a DINK. You know, double income, no kids." The third guy says, "I'm a RUB. You know, rich urban biker." They turn to the woman and ask, "So what are you?" The woman replies, "I'm a WIFE. You know - Wash, Iron, F***, Etc."
Officer: "Madam, swimming is prohibited in this lake." Lady: "Why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes?" Officer: "Well, that's not prohibited."
Yaar koi ye railway wali vacancy samjha do. Ek ECE graduate ke liye samman janak hai bhai kisi ITI wali post ke liye nhi bharna. Plz margdarshan kro ki is recruitment mein mere liye kya hai kuch samajh nhi aa rha bhut tough & lengthy notification hai 😄
Desi joke now--- Sardar ki Biwi came without any clothes in the drawing room to serve Halwa to the guests. Sardar screamed: Beshram aurat, tu hosh mein to hai? Wife: Woh jee recipe book mein aisa hi likha tha na "Serve Hot without any dressing, guests will enjoy."
One doubt guys.. I have taken education loan.. Not yet payed single payment.. Am i eligible to apply for sbi..
Ladki Saath Ho Toh Restaurant Ka Bill Ladki Door Ho Toh Mobile Ka Bill Aur Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye Toh Daru Ka Bill Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill.. 😂😂
सन 1970 में:- दूल्हा सोचता था. दहेज़ में रेडियो मिल जाए, सन 1980 में:- दहेज़ में सायकल मिल जाये, सन 1990 में:- दहेज़ में बाईक मिल जाए, सन 2000 में:- दहेज़ में कार मिल जाए, सन 2015 में:- बस बिना बॉय फ्रेंड वाली दुल्हन मिल जाए और कुछ भी नहीं चाहिए।
Girl: Papa ek important baath karni thi. Father: Bolo beta Girl: Mai ek ladke se pyaar karti hoon aur woh america mein rehta hai Father: Lekin tum is se kaha mili Girl: WEBSITE par hamari jaan pehchan hui FACEBOOK par hum dost bane SKYPE par usne mujhe propose kiya aur PAGALGUY par humne 2 mahino tak pyaar kiya.. Father : Ohh!! Really.. Toh ab TWITTER mein shaadi karlo MAKE MY TRIP se honeymoon mana lo FLIPKART se bache mangwalo GMAIL se recieve karlo Aur finally agar pati pasand nahi aaye toh .. OLX be bech dalo!!!!!!!
14 ko mera RBI ka LPT hai... Samajh me nahi aa rha ki kya puchega
Ek accha aadmi
Is Bachaal ki Rakshashi Hasi ko bahut jhele hai News TV pe. Shayad ab kuchh lagaam lage. 😂
'Hi, today is Rose day', she said 'So what?' I replied. 'You didn't gift me a rose, I need one'. Look at the reflection of the pond-water, you'll find one, I said.