Sirf khudki salary bada rhe hai ye sab chor log , nark maai bhi 2-4 ghar banwane ka plan ayya is budget mai sabhi chor netao ke lye, kya ajib vidambana ye !
ye sb repo, bak rate,crr, slr wagera monetary tools ka current rate kya chal rha...kaha milega..koi link share kro, ya sb pata h to ek post daal do
In rrb po😃😃😃😃😃
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Ibps interview
Bhopal
Panel 1 lady 5 men
Panel's attitude : BLANK FACES
Le me : enters with enthusiastic good mornings, forgets to wish the lady😭😝
M1 : Kab ke graduate ho aur kismein ho
Ans 2017 mechanical
M1: place nahi hue
Me : hue sir tcs mein, nahi gye
m1 : bahut paisa bhi hai naukri bhi achi hai
(Says bahar fingerprint bhi lene ko milega)
Me: ( ye kaam acha hai??) Sir nahi private sector mein koi motive nahi hai life ka, public sector mein satisfaction hai.
M2 : aur bhopal mein hi rehne ko milega
Me: (plays my trump card) sir papa bank mein they sbi scale 4.
M1 : tum kya ban rhe ho?
Me : JMGS sir
M1 : HAIN??
me : scale 1 sir
M1 : papa kya they,
Me : audit, lead bank blah
M1 : indirect aur direct loan kya hota hai
Me : direct bataya indirect guess kiya
M1 : ( sab inko hi puchna hai) acha lead bank mein kya karte hai
Me :nabard se instructions leke credit distribution
M1 : Achaa?? Hain?? Aisa??
Me: haan(nervously)
M1 : low cost account kya hai?
Me : noee pata bro, basic savings puch lo?
M1: CASA?
me : haan okay.
M4:( new entry) proprietor aur partner account ka difference bolo
Me : nahi pata but tells him the basic difference of proprietor and partner.
M5: ( shaant sir) Paid up capital kya hota hai?
Me : jo allocate hota hai funds(exact nahi maaloom)
M5 : equity?
Me : shares
M5 : sirf shares hi?
Me : nahi private mein bhi hoti hai equity, public mein bhi
Enteriiinggggg
Aunty!!
Lady : renewable energy
Me : told
Lady : greenhouse?
Me : told
Lady : greenhouse ke positive effects?
Me : told, also told negative effects.
M1 : jao bhai jhel liya tumko bhi
Lo GOOD bol diya
Ab jao
Me : bhaag milkha bhaag
Stops at gate
Thankyou ma'am ( goodmorning nahi bola na)
Okay!!
Boiii
bank po ka दिनचर्या kya hota hai? i mean roles n responsibilities.
Me : Hello , Papa
Papa: Haan Beta
Me : Papa, Result nahi aaya
Papa : Ghabrana Nahi hai !!
Me : Thik
Papa : Phone Disconnected.
NOIDA BOI PANEL2 ka koi experience share kr dou
Ibps clerk kab aaega?
bihar rrb clerk, vacancy in notification fot gen 302, selected in general 153 wtf!!!
Budget2018 summarized!!
Sabse bada jumlebaj kaun -
- ketley ji
- chai wala
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bhai ibps po me bi vacancy kam na kar de kahi rrb me to less hua bta rahe he kya hoga ab..
What is meant by willful defaulters? Who displays this and why? What are the effects of being declared as willful defaulter by them??
itni job aati h, ek hum hi nalayak reh gye😀😀
Selected in rrb po...Got madhya bihar gramin bank 😊
rrb assistant original vacancy obc 163.........today filled 81..........wtf............half krdi vacancy mother board ibps n..........i got 115 , cutoff 122.......i would have been selected if vacancy wouldnt have decreased.............how many like me.
rrb me 90 tk marks diye he interview me lucknow waloo ko bhai kaise milte he inte marks ...
Kasganj issue koi bata sakta hai?
Is budget se kis jaat ko fayda hua h ?
- Manuvadi
- Dalit
- Allah Habibi
- madarjaat
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