lgta h result ki batti bnakr le liye andar IBPS wale
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I know we are all frustrated because of late prelims results. But let's hope whenever results display the only thing we see on our screens CONGRATULATIONS.
EK to gen category m is duniya m ake zindagi brbd ho gyi...aur ab yr 2 din phle po ka result de ke new year brbd kr denge🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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Just a post beside ibps ,what's the inhand salary of grade 2 acio in intelligence bureau?
ज़िन्दगी काश वैसी होती जैसा हम सोचते।काश ये गंदी पॉलिटिक्स हमारी नॉकरी में बाधक न होती।आज 9 महीने हो गए और योगी सरकार ने हमें नियुक्ति पत्र नहीं दिया। समीक्षा के नाम पर लगाई गई रोक आज कोर्ट में फंस गई।और जब कोर्ट ने कहा नियुक्ति 2 महीने के अंदर दो तो इन्होंने स्पेशल अपील कर दी।अब क्या करें कितना लड़े?😢😢
Lalu ka Kya hoga ?
Only anchor in the world who can accommodate twelve Windows in one frame tell me what is going on here----- comedy circus or intellectual debate
If Lalu gets convicted ,I will loose all my faith in money,,,,,,#FodderScam
पृथ्वी अग्नि जल आकाश वायु ! इन पांच तत्वों से आदमी बनता है और इसमें PAN और AADHAR जोड़ दे तो इन सात तत्वों से भारतीय बनता है!😂
Finally we won,,,,,Lalu has been convicted,,,,👍👍👍👍👍
I m from bihar and today i m so happy,,,,,,bihar ko barbaad karne Wala finally khud barbaad ho gaya,,,,,,,😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Lalu ab new year jail me manayega !! 😄 😂 👌
I know mujhe ye puchna to nahi chahiye is thread pe par yaar agar kisi ne tiger zinda hai dekhi hai to batao bhai kaisi hai....dekhni layak hai yaa nahi??.....result to aa nahi raha soch raha hoon koi movie hi dekh aau😥
Yr mujhe football dekhna kyun nhi acha lagta..🤔😖
Bhot hua sammaaan...IBPS tera...kal se bhdsk padai shuru kayde wali...sala Iske chakkar me rahe..toh BC IBPS SO bhi bekar chala jaega..
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😄.."IBPS Ka PUNCHNAMA"..😄
Problem yeh hai ki woh IBPS hai. aur kya problem hai..
Problem yeh hai ki main chahta hoon ki mere Exam mein koi problem hi naa ho Lekin agar meri Exam mein koi problem naa ho toh yeh uske Exam Pattern ki sabse badi problem hai..
And bull shit she is worried yaar Usse toh celebrate karna chahiye Because this is exactly what she wants, Seriously yaar aajkal jab bhi wo Exam leti hai toh Mann karta hai mai apna system hi tod doon..
Trust me yaar 6 mahine mein I have had it all, Sab dekh liya maine, Abbe kaunsa Reasoning, kaisi Quants & DI, kaahe ki English..?? Quants ka matlab hi yeh hota hai to eat your own brain and your own happiness, Uske baad all you have to worry about is Uske Formulas, Uske Methods Uske Profit Loss ka Nuksaan, Uska wo Simplification jo kabhi tumhara bhi Soft point hua karta tha..
Inn IBPS waalon ko na.. koi khush nahi rakh sakta, A happy department in IBPS is a myth, Aap sab exam me apne bagal wali ko dekh le, Saala ye IBPS jaan-bujh kar ladko ke bich me ladkiyon ko bithata hai taaki sbhi laundo ka Exam kharab ho jae kyunki jab tak exam khatm naa ho jae tab tak wo bolti rahegi.. Kuchh bann nhi raha, Naakara hai h ques, invalid v h, Main IBPS k aise exam ko kaise de sakti hoon, or Jis din wo bechara IBPS inhe interview k liye bulaya Uss din boli, arey mai to select ho gayi, Aisa kaise ho sakta hai IBPS ne aise-kaise select kar liya mujhe Mujhe to fail hona tha,Kuchh pta v nhi hai Interview k baare me Main kaise de sakti hoon..
Or ye Sab saala na inn Online Educational sites ka dosh hai.. Bloody Bollywood Romantic Masala, Ek ladka ek ladki dono Youtube pe padhate hain , dono saath saath, fir exam khatm Iske baad ki story koi nahi batata.. Iske baad ki kahaani main batata hoon, Iske baad us candidate ne agar wo video naa dekhi toh problem, Dekh liya to khud pe doubt hota hai bt kisi tarike se dil ko samjhana padta hai.. Saali Innovation khatm nahi hoti is IBPS ki, Pehle 2015 me Pre kar diya fir 2016 me Mars walo k liye ques de dala, itne se v mann nhi bhara to 2017 me descriptive v daal diya, Mere paas na itne saare alag-alag pattern k ques ho gaye hai ki agar mai chahu to 2018 ke saare Banking Exams ke paper mai set kar doon..
Ek toh jo cheez ek exam me aa jaega wo agle exam me to bhool hi jao.. 2016 me Inverse Syllogs ne hosh uda diye or 2017 me avi tk uske darshan ko taras rahe hain or jb 2017 me poori Ramayan padh kar gaye exam dene to wahan Mahabharat puchh diya saalo ne bt phir v aage k exams me koi bharosa nahi ki Ramayan puchh de…
Ghar pe padhayi kar raha hoon Achanak se Result ke late evening ka link aa jaega, ab Padho to mann nahi lagta or naa Padho to mann nahi manta, Kitna mushkil hai ye baat samajhna..?? Mai kehta hoon ki ek baar me hi results dedoge to kya ho jaega meri Maa. Ab toh din bhar padh paunga nahi.... Or iske baad agar Congratulations.!! ka message nahi aaya sham ko to mood ki to maa-behen honi hi hai...
Sabse zyaada dimaag ki dahi in educational sites walo ne ki hai, Trust me I say inke ad v dekh lo ye lijiye sirf ₹999/- me poore brahmand ke exam ki taiyari or kharido or kharido, Arrey price sasti ho jaane se padhayi achhi thde hi ho jaegi, Phir iska jawab apne relatives ko do ki Tumhara selection q nhi ho raha, You have lost interest in Studies, Tumhe jab banking hi karni thi to engineeeing Kyun..?? Arrey meri Maa mujhe kya pata tha ki engineering to bas Moh-Maya hai..?? Jaake kisi IIT wale se puch naa Tujhe main bata raha hoon, Use v apne safal Engineer banne pe dount hai ye mai Seriously shart laga sakta hoon, Whether we will get campus placements or not..?? Tujhe kya lagta hai ye Engineers ko pata nahi tha ki engineering me kuchh nahi hai or galti se banking sector me aa gaye, Woh bechara toh banking ko halua samjh liya or ghar walo ke chakkar me ye soch liye ki Banking me to ho hi jaega Nahi toh phir 10 sawaal puchte, Kyun nahi Campus ho raha tera, sharma ji k ladke ka to ho gaya or tumhe pta v nahi hai..?? Seedhe-Seedhe bolo ki life me karna kya chahte ho..?? Aaj tak bechaare ka mazaak udaati hai ye duniya..
Sham ko thoda break le raha hu Padhayi se, to saamne wale Gupta uncle ka Whatsapp MSG aa jayega, Beta Kya kar rahe..?? Theek hai main v MSG kar deta hoon, Kuchh nahi uncle bas ase hi.. too iske baad apne bete k engineering me admission ko lekar MSG pe MSG shuru, Abbe unke ladke ko kuchh nahi pta hai kya..?? Kya duniya bhar ki knowledge ka theka hamne utha rakha hai..?? 2 MSG ka reply mat karna,Turant phone aayega, Phone mat uthaa,Toh 10 minutes mein message aa chuka hoga ki I don’t think ki tu kuchh batane k kaabil v hai, matlab kuchh hi minutes mein Beta se direct, I don’t think ki tu kuchh btane ke kaabil v hai..???? And this is when they are not even down, Ab pata chala ye candidates suicide kyun karte hain, Aur yeh Reserved bande itne successful kyun hote hai..??Because they don’t have a Reason to screw their happiness na.. Log kehte hai na behind every successful man, there is his hard work and dedication, True. But koi ye nahi batata ki behind every unsuccessful man, also there is thing called Reservation, Aur yeh toh koi bhi bata sakta hai naa ki unsuccessful logo ki taadaad Successful logon se kayi guna zyada hai is duniya mein..
Saala English ki achhi wali prep kar raha hoon, Soch raha hu ki is baar to job apni hogi, but phir ye kya, English bol kar exam me Chinese puchh dete hain ye IBPS wale, Kya karoon preparation chhod du, Ram Rahim bann jaun, Phir saale exam de kar ghar jaao Pehle parents ke sawaalo ka jawab do ki kaise kya hua, khud ki frustration toh waise hi mar jaati hai, Inn sab ke baad v wo banda agar kisi tarah Kone me jaake shaanti se baitha hua hai naa chup chaap to itne me apne harami friends ka Phone aa jaega Bhai Kaisa raha exam..?? Kitne attempts kiye..?? Batao na Kitne kiye.. Kya soch rahe ho..?? Arrey kuch nahi soch raha mere bhai, Yeh soch raha hoon tera Phone kaise disconnect karoon..
Mai ab Kya soch raha hoon ki Camera laga doon IBPS k ques setter k dimag mein, Iss sab ke baad We never need to talk,bas seedha "Topper" but main tujhe bata raha hoon, You cannot mess with IBPS Because they call it a Examination But any Examination which is conducted by IBPS is a Time of Hell for we candidates, Aur inke pattern ko decode karne mein toh tu boss unn se jeet hi nahi sakta Because hum candidates ki ek basic level ki understanding limit hoti hai, To make sense in an exam pattern of questions is IBPS ko koi farak nahi padta wo jo chahe wo de sakte hai exam me..
Ek toh aaj k exam me puchi hui chiz wo 2 saalon ke baad phir repeat kar denge, Arey ab hum candidates ko itna yaad kahan rehta hai ki 2 saal pehle kya aaya tha, but nahi, hamara apna IBPS bacha ke rakhta hai ki abhi ke exam me puchne pe Yeh chota hatiyar saabit hoga so ab ise 2 saalon k baad bade exam me istemaal karenge, Tu kabhi try kar liyo khud hi exam pattern ko decode karne ki, Tujhe lag hi raha hoga iss point se ki tu ise decode kar hi lega, Lekin tabhi ek awaaz aayegi ki "Pattern har shift me change ho raha" , Tune dhyaan v nahi diya hoga Lekin tumhari nadaan si soch ek tarah ke pattern par hi atki reh gayi And suddenly , the whole confidence and temparament will flush down the gutter, Aur mudda ye reh jaayega ki, How dare you to think that sabhi me ek tarah ke ques hi aaenge..?? Kisne banaya yeh rule Kisne..?? Saala woh achanak se pattern change karne lage toh koi dikkat nahi, Lekin tum unki Candidate Redressal mein ek question or claim kar do to Saara mudda khatam, Wo sahi tum galat and ek ghisa-pita sa answer aa jaega ki "Please Refer to the advertisement" or "Noted"..
Exam se pehle woh sundar-sundar ladkiyan invigilator kyun hoti hai waha exam centre pe, kyunki IBPS bhi janta hai ki beta abhi ek ghante tum log maze lelo phr baad ke 3 ghante mai maze lunga...Ab yeh bata bhai koi next "Notification" aa raha hai ya nahi.. It’s ridiculous yaar..!!!!!
Me :- Wo bagal me ladki baithne wala case mere sath bhi hua tha…..
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