IBPS CWE PO/MT V (2015-16)

@MajorLazer  what are u studying through out the day?

एक बार माल्या ये बोल दे की देश में असहिष्णुता के कारन उसने देश छोड़ा है 
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तो मीडिया उसका लोन भी जबरदस्ती माफ़ करवा देगी।।

One of my frnd is asking abt Icici manipal course, puys plz tell me abt it if u know. Tia

One of my friends works in Bank of Maharashtra as Asst Manager. He is very much frustrated that he wants to just quit the job! And another friend who is working in BoB is quite happy with his work profile. So moral of the story is, “it is all about how you handle professional and personal life." Good luck Future POs :D

Agar IBPS PO nehi hua to lic aao to confirm hai.... Quant -29 (may be 1 wrong) Reasoning -30 (2 wrong may be) GA- 15 ( 1 wrong confirm) Comp-30 ( all correct) Eng-36 (who cares?)... Finger crossed.... ✌

#REPOST

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एक विदेशी महिला ने विवेकानंद से कहा - "मैं आपसे शादी करना चाहती हूँ"। विवेकानंद ने पूछा- "क्यों देवी ? पर मैं तो ब्रह्मचारी हूँ"। महिला ने जवाब दिया -"क्योंकि मुझे आपके जैसा ही एक पुत्र चाहिए, जो पूरी दुनिया में मेरा नाम रौशन करे और वो केवल आपसे शादी करके ही मिल सकता है मुझे।" विवेकानंद कहते हैं - "इसका और एक उपाय है" विदेशी महिला पूछती है -"क्या"? विवेकानंद ने मुस्कुराते हुए कहा -"आप मुझे ही अपना पुत्र मान लीजिये और आप मेरी माँ बन जाइए। ऐसे में आपको मेरे जैसा पुत्र भी मिल जाएगा और मुझे अपना ब्रह्मचर्य भी नही तोड़ना पड़ेगा।" महिला हतप्रभ होकर विवेकानंद को ताकने लगी और रोने लग गयी। ये होती है महान आत्माओं की विचार धारा । "पूरे समुंद्र का पानी भी एक जहाज को नहीं डुबा सकता, जब तक पानी जहाज के अन्दर न आ जाये। इसी तरह दुनिया का कोई भी नकारात्मक विचार आपको नीचे नहीं गिरा सकता, जब तक आप उसे अपने अंदर आने की अनुमति न दें।" अंदाज़ कुछ अलग हैं मेरे सोचने का...सब को मंजिल का शौक है और मुझे रास्तों का... ये दुनिया इसलिए बुरी नही के यहाँ बुरे लोग ज्यादा है, बल्कि इसलिए बुरी है कि यहाँ अच्छे लोग खामोश हैं। 🙏

how many of u think this FM of india is the most STUPID and ch***ya FM of all time .Whatever he do whether its BUDGET presentation or take any decision all are SHIT . 

I think modi as PM and manmohan as FM will be the best combination for this country .

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  • i love rahul gandhi . m a piece of shit and blind supporter of congress :smiley:

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Cant concentrate on SO at all...all time thinking bout PO interview...helpless stage...!!!!

If we think that general and obc cutoff is 76. But sc cutoff is 50. Then u think that this yeat very few sc candidate has crossed the general cutoff. So the cutoff of general will not go beyond 48.

How many of u here r planning to shun this PG thread until 1st April 2016 (due to all the abuses, crass talk and negativity spewed by certain members)?

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How to pass 18 days easily?

  • Browse down all banking websites
  • Concentrate on my job which sucks
  • Write & read bullshit on PG
  • Goto himalaya & meditate

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WHAT WILL BE THE POSITION AND SALARY OF BANK PO AFTER 10 YEARS??

Apr 1 ke baad hamara haal bi kuch aisa hi honewala hai !! 😞

Source- PO 4 thread !

http://i.imgur.com/ZNGOPRA.png

Spoiler Alert!

John Snow is Gonna die!!!

Frm 2 runs(karma points) to nervous ninetees in a week..

Gn all...keep rocking

Late Night PJ:

April 1 tak sare PGvasi kya karenge????

HAWAN KARENGE, HAWAN KARENGE ..............

Once upon a time.. I used to think that HHH is Sean Bean.

I was watching many guys quarreling in pg...

Some were calling names and all....

Some said u will become peon , chawkidar nd all... quarrel all u want guys but.....

just don't demean peons , chawkidars jobs....

we all may have studied and all... they may have not got that chance...

they are doing all they can do with what they have for them for their families...

just don't demean them.... respect all jobs.... all are doing their bit according to what they can...

one more thing about IDBI 


THEY don't give increment fr JAIIB and CAIIB but they pay lump sum 5000 one time. Guys don't compare IDBI wd other banks coz IDBI 100% pays better salary in every aspect from all other banks. IDBI yearly increment in basic pay is 1000 whereas 600 in all other banks. Most allowances in IDBI is higher than rest of the banks.