Just tell yourself these things: 1. I have known these people(interviewers) for my entire life. 2. We're just old friends catching up. Can't wait to see them. This works because this message is registered in your subconscious mind and hence prevents you from feeling jittery.
#3_Idiots_bank_PO_style Rancho: *Smiling* Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahen hein? Rancho: sir, bachpan se chahta tha ki bank me officer ban jau, aaj P.O. bangaya hun to bahut maja aa raha hai.. Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai.. Tell me what is the definition of P.O.? Rancho:
a bank employee who thinks himself/ herself as an officer, but actually
not and can sit at any counter to do any sort of work. Teacher: Can you please elaborate? Rancho:
Sir.. ek direct officer jo apne aap ko officer samajhta hai, lekin
practically wo hai nahin ,aur usko kisi bhi counter par bithaya jaa
sakta hai koi bhi kaam karwane ke liye, wo PO hai. aaj front counter ka clerk absent mara hai, kis ko bithaana hai, PO hai sir Clearing ke liye clerk nahin hai, kisko bhejna hai, PO hai sir. 10,000 A/Cs ka KYC nahin hai, PO hai sir. business badhaane ke liye Road show karna hai.. PO hai sir life insurance bechna hai.. usme v PO hai sir Elastic pant jaise har kisi ke kamar me fit hota hai,waise hi wo bank ne har ek kaam ke liye fit hai.. Kaam lena hai us se, jhutmut ki taarif kar do, he will fill up.. Allowance aur chutti ke liye aaya hai, mana kardo,he will fill down.. Ek second me up, ek second me down.. Up down.. up down.. 😄 Teacher: Shut up..!! confirmation test me ye likhoge.. up.. down.. up ..down...!! Chatur tum batao.. Chatur:
a person having at least a graduation who sailed through a cut throat
competition of written, and P.I. and selected as a direct officer, high
expectation bestowed uopn him/her by bank, and considered that future of the organisations under his/her stewardship, is a P.O. Teacher: waah.. kya baat hai.. Excellent.. Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola aasaan shabdo mein.. Teacher: aapko agar aasaan bhasha pasand hai, to koi aur post ke liye kyun nahin apply karte..?? Rancho: Par sir dusre posts bhi toh... Teacher: Get out..!! Rancho: Why sir?? Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye. Rancho goes out and comes back Teacher: Kya hua? Rancho: Kuch bhul gaya tha sir. Teacher: Kya? Rancho: a paper describing the lump sum expenditure
of our journey that we incurred due to official exercise of Human
Resource Department in anticipation of exposure, experience, knowledge enhancement and enllightment.. Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho..!?!? Rancho: T.A. bill sir.. R.O. se sanction ho ke aagaya hai.. le lun..?? Teacher: toh Seedhe seedhe nahi bol sakte the..?? Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya.. sir- fed up..
if somebody dont have final graduation degree , plzz get their degree from colgs or university or get their provisional degree issued by university .. PROVISIONAL DEGREE ISSUED BY COLLEGES WILL NOT BE ALLOWED in interview .. today i had rrb interview there they did not allowed that candidate who had provisional degree issued by colleges...
SBI IT officer walo(SBI IT officer ki koi thread na h isliye yahi pe post), previous year papers ka kuch jugad h? Google uncle satisfactory answer nahi de rahe.
Friend..... in all of my certificates like ssc, birth certificate my name is " V MANEESH"...... but in degreee certificate and ibps for it is " MANEESH V"... is it a problem.... or "MANEESH V " is same as " V MANEESH"