IBPS CWE PO/MT V (2015-16)

Afraid of interviews ? You'll own it.

Just tell yourself these things:
1. I have known these people(interviewers) for my entire life.
2. We're just old friends catching up. Can't wait to see them.
This works because this message is registered in your subconscious mind and hence prevents you from feeling jittery.

from : Quora.

I have my NABARD DA exam 2morrow n I don't have the passport size photo wid me.....will Stamp Size photo do??

RBI grade B Phase 2 call letters out.


https://opportunities.rbi.org.in/Scripts/bs_viewcontent.aspx?Id=3107

#‎3_Idiots_bank_PO_style
Rancho: *Smiling*
Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahen hein?
Rancho: sir, bachpan se chahta tha ki bank me officer ban jau, aaj P.O. bangaya hun to bahut maja aa raha hai..
Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai.. Tell me what is the definition of P.O.?
Rancho: a bank employee who thinks himself/ herself as an officer, but actually not and can sit at any counter to do any sort of work.
Teacher: Can you please elaborate?
Rancho: Sir.. ek direct officer jo apne aap ko officer samajhta hai, lekin practically wo hai nahin ,aur usko kisi bhi counter par bithaya jaa sakta hai koi bhi kaam karwane ke liye, wo PO hai. aaj
front counter ka clerk absent mara hai, kis ko bithaana hai, PO hai sir
Clearing ke liye clerk nahin hai, kisko bhejna hai, PO hai sir.
10,000 A/Cs ka KYC nahin hai, PO hai sir. business badhaane ke liye Road show karna hai.. PO hai sir
life insurance bechna hai.. usme v PO hai sir
Elastic pant jaise har kisi ke kamar me fit hota hai,waise hi wo bank ne har ek kaam ke liye fit hai..
Kaam lena hai us se, jhutmut ki taarif kar do, he will fill up..
Allowance aur chutti ke liye aaya hai, mana kardo,he will fill down..
Ek second me up, ek second me down..
Up down.. up down.. 😄
Teacher: Shut up..!! confirmation test me ye likhoge.. up.. down.. up ..down...!!
Chatur tum batao..
Chatur: a person having at least a graduation who sailed through a cut throat competition of written, and P.I. and selected as a direct officer, high expectation bestowed uopn him/her
by bank, and considered that future of the organisations under his/her stewardship, is a P.O.
Teacher: waah.. kya baat hai.. Excellent..
Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola aasaan
shabdo mein..
Teacher: aapko agar aasaan bhasha pasand hai,
to koi aur post ke liye kyun nahin apply karte..??
Rancho: Par sir dusre posts bhi toh...
Teacher: Get out..!!
Rancho: Why sir??
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.
Rancho goes out and comes back
Teacher: Kya hua?
Rancho: Kuch bhul gaya tha sir.
Teacher: Kya?
Rancho: a paper describing the lump sum
expenditure of our journey that we incurred due to official exercise of Human Resource Department in anticipation of exposure, experience, knowledge
enhancement and enllightment..
Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho..!?!?
Rancho: T.A. bill sir..
R.O. se sanction ho ke aagaya hai.. le lun..??
Teacher: toh Seedhe seedhe nahi bol sakte the..??
Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya..
sir- fed up..

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Those who are applying for both IBPS/SBI IT-OFFICER post plz comment or like...

SBI IT officer walo(SBI IT officer ki koi thread na h isliye yahi pe post), previous year papers ka kuch jugad h? Google uncle satisfactory answer nahi de rahe.

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What r d perks available for psb po??

Please solve this puzzle

http://i.imgur.com/oX5v5mi.png

Do SEBI,IRDA,SIDBI ,LIC ,etc recruit officers like NABARD GRADE B?.....just asking for knowledge.

@shashwatmoksh @oldmonk004 Watched it! Craig was as awsome as he could be B-)

Today I submitted my grievance regarding total vacancy and ratio of selected candidate at ibps grievance cell. Here's the received mail...

Dear Candidate,

IBPS is a test conducting agency vacancy are lying with the participating organisation. 

For those wondering about the the ratio...last time vacancies reduced to 16k..no one knew it..bcoz it was around 19-20k in PO 3..

We had the same discussion on PG. Many believed the ratio to be 1:2 as the number of candidates short-listed for interview had decreased.

RESULT: Ratio was actually 1:3

I see the same thing happening this time as well 😲

Friend..... in all of my certificates like ssc, birth certificate my name is " V MANEESH"...... but in degreee certificate and ibps for it is " MANEESH V"... is it a problem.... or "MANEESH V " is same as " V MANEESH"

Any idea which one is tough IBPS PO or CMAT

guys i have a query.......i have shifted to some other place bt all my ids have same old address is there be a problems?

Anyone appearing for XLRI or CMAT?