.Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a 'Champion' " 
".Don't quit .Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a 'Champion' "
.Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a 'Champion' "
Integrity is integral part of my calculus.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian