Best one liners - Season 2

If someone throws a stone at you,throw back a flower,but make sure that the flower is in the pot!

invincibility lies in the defence,the possibility of victory in the attack

art is either plagiarism or innovation

if you win you should not reply if you lose you should not be there to reply

Committing to some one just because you are single is like buying a Rickshaw
bcoz youn Dont want to walk.......................................................
"Don't break hearts, wait for your Bugatti Veyron.
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"The great thing in dis world is not so much where we are, But in what Direction we are moving"
€œThe only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. €?
Creativity....
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Life, in part, is like poker game, wherein you have to learn to quit sometime when holding a much loved hand.
Inspire before you Expire....!!
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Alcohol is a SOLUTION :mg:

Diamond is nothing but a piece of coal which performed well under pressure!

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars
Rabindranath Tagore
@iimcatcrazy said:
Say this fast:
Dude, not recommended to post this one here. Better edit that post and replace it with a quote or any other "Best One liners".

“The time will come when men such as I will look upon the murder of animals as they now look on the murder of men.”
― Leonardo da Vinci
The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.-- Ayn Rand

The one liners were supposed to be inspirational..not just jokes...:rolleyes:


@bournejason Thanks!Will replace it with some other quotation.
"We learn more by looking for the answer to a question and not finding it than we do from learning the answer itself."

You cannot buy happiness,but you can buy ice cream which is kind of the same thing!