Best one liners - Season 2

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.. :splat: :/
@Abhaysood said:
Sania Mirza will be a confused lady today..!!
Is this a best one liner :O

D two imp. days in ur lyf are
1. D day u r born
2. D day u find out why :mg:

I look at people sometimes and go- ”For real? That's the sperm that won”? - Barney Stinson :mg:

"When you are sad, offended, knocked down, depressed and when you don't know how to move on, then always remember: Once you were the fastest, most successful and best sperm in your group."
@Simpatic0 said:
I look at people sometimes and go- ”For real? That's the sperm that won”? - Barney Stinson
@Simpatic0 said:
"When you are sad, offended, knocked down, depressed and when you don't know how to move on, then always remember: Once you were the fastest, most successful and best sperm in your group."
Sperms ke alawa kuch :P
@ayushnasa said:
Sperms ke alawa kuch
his name should be spermatic xD

@ayushnasa sorry but mene aaj hi vicky donor dekhi hai :mg:

@ansh12345 said:
his name should be spermatic xD
@Simpatic0 said:
@ayushnasa sorry but mene aaj hi vicky donor dekhi hai
bhai tum to SPERMS mai kho hi gaye :P
@Simpatic0 said:
@ayushnasa sorry but mene aaj hi vicky donor dekhi hai
Ye bhi sahi tha

@ansh12345 i wish i could live his life. :mg:

@Simpatic0 said:
@ansh12345 i wish i could live his life.
You actually can 😛

P.S. now people prefer to have a life of sperm donor more than doing mba :D
@ansh12345 ya ansh,it vs easy bt messed up vd few thngs...hope,not to make same mistakes again in nxt xamz
@naikakshay20 said:
@ansh12345 ya ansh,it vs easy bt messed up vd few thngs...hope,not to make same mistakes again in nxt xamz
aree bhai bilkul...phod doge tum to cat ko

after all BIG GUNS FIRE AT THE BIG STAGE

Bhaiyo...post ko wapas line par layo

Management thought h..

What you call mistakes, failures and
errors, life calls research and
development (R & D).

The road to success is always under construction

The most used alphabet 'A' doesn't appear in the spelling of 1 to 999

It appears for the first time in 1000 and continues forever.

"SUCCESS REQUIRES PATIENCE"

do ur best, god will do the rest