Best one liners - Season 2

When things are too perfect......there's decline in beauty..

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
@SlimToad said:
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
@gogo1992 said: I saw six men kicking and punching my mother-in-law . My neighbour asked,"Are you going to help?" i said,'No ,six should be enough.' Dont post jokes here delete your posts




what is a CAN'T,there is nothing as CAN'T..don't you ever tell me you CAN'T!!


--Rocky2
Love before you give rise to anger. Know before you judge. Never forsake those in your life who love you. You never know when they will slip away. Be a beacon in a world that is cold, selfishďťż and greedy.

"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it".

@BeezWeez said: When things are too perfect......there's decline in beauty..
means?

In a B School Sleep is a commodity..

Use it wisely...!!!

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Good judgement comes from experience
Experience comes from mistakes
And Mistakes come from bad judgement.
war spreads Silence not Love..
Womanhood is a start of a civilization, and disrespecting it, is the start of an end of a civilization.

@bournejason said: Puys,Continue posting "Best One Liners" on this thread The previous thread has got lots of great one liners and I believe there are still more to come! So keep sharing your inspiring/funny/witty quotes on this thread Link to the previous thread: www.pagalguy.com/forum/chit-ch...Some points to keep in mind while posting:
  1. Don't create multiple posts if you want to share more than one quote. Just post all of them in a single post.
  2. Kindly refrain posting quote(s) with abusive language/profanity.
  3. If you're posting a movie dialogue, kindly post it on this thread.
  4. Will add more, if required!
Happy posting
@iwantgovtjob said:
means?
In simple words.....
If all u have to taste is sweet, u would never know what sweet really is.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Why fit in when you were born to stand out.....by Dr. suess...

Itni shakti hame dena data man ka vihshwas kam ho na

“Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were!”Unknown :mg:
@iwantgovtjob said: Itni shakti hame dena data man ka vihshwas kam ho na
Job sir :clap: Sab ke Sab oldBoL BoL thread pe ikatha kar de rahe ho :clap: :thumbsup: