Best one liners - Season 2

Problems are like washing machines. They twists us, spin us and knock us around, but in the end we come out cleaner, brighter and better than before. πŸ˜ƒ

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. πŸ˜›

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

"Good ideas are not adopted automatically. They must be driven into practice with courageous patience."

-- Hyman Rickover, Admiral

Success is meaningless if you can't take care of your near and dear ones
Source: If god was a banker

Success occurs to you when people start searching you on Google instead of Facebook.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness...

Do not argue with an idiot, He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Arranged marriages Are such a funny concept....
al your life you Are taught not to TALK to strangers and suddenly you Are asked to SLEEP with one:D:D

Sleep is the best meditation. -Dalai Lama

Whether you will let your dreams kill your limitations, or whether you will let your limitations kill your dreams -that is the choice you make & live life with.

If you have the courage to touch life for the first time, you will never
know what hit you. Everything man has thought, felt and experienced is
gone, and nothing is put in its place.
--U. G. Krishnamurti
Let me tell you something...BIGGER the failure,bigger are the lessons to be learnt from it....

* When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness

joideep1985 Says
Success occurs to you when people start searching you on Google instead of Facebook.


ye vala solid h ...
"The quest for personal freedom lies in the pursuit of value for others. Get this right and the rest will be much easier."
TEAM: Together Everyone Achieves More.

If U say: I should have , I would have , I could have , Then WHY u didn't ?
From movie Departed.

Your work is God itself.It decides what you'll become and where you shall go.
If you work like a donkey you'll live like a king.
If you work like a man you'll live like a man himself, bag full of excitements and miseries.

So decide what you want because God is within you.

Things don't always work out the way you'd like