Best one liners - Season 2

Your laziness to visit a place of worship is often mistaken as atheism.

"All the mistakes I ever made in my life were when I wanted to say No, and said Yes."

$un raha hai na tu ..... रo raha huin Main ($ - Dollor ,र - Ruppee)

“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.” :smile:😉😉

Switching off fans: Technique used by mothers to wake up kids since 1961

~Experienced on every weekend

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak....


If Plan A doesn't work, 25 more alphabets are there... Keep calm...

"bus, train aur ladki ke picche nahi bhagna chahiye, Ek jati hai, dusri aati hai...... 😛

~Ishq (Aamir khan)

Sometimes you have to get knocked down lower than you've ever been, to stand up taller than you ever were. :)

Justification by those who drink 😉

"mandir main jaap karta hun, masjid main jaap karta hun
Yaaron Rabb na bann jaun, thoda sa paap karta hun"



god wat r u doin guys
???

walk as if u r king or as u dnt care whoever is the king

I dont believe in taking right decisions...i believe in taking decisions ...and...... proving them right
Ratan Tata (on his retirement day)👍
aya kuch samajh mein @brixcel , @toruk.makto .

It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends - J K Rowling



I know Judo, Kung-fu, Jujitsu, Akido and 28 other dangerous words 😁

Don't measure your life by how many breaths you take, measure it by how many times you get your breath taken away.

Some things are better left unsaid. If only I could determine which things. splat
-@A

Thomas Wayne to young Bruce Wayne: "And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up."

I get high only in one quarter, as for the rest three quarters I am fine :mg:


BEST ONE_LINER AJ SUBAH KA : @brixcel saying "English toh ni aati theek se" ..


@blackhawk99 @vikky_donor 😁

PS: if you dont know english who does ? 😛