Best one liners - Season 2

“ Success is not Final, Failure is not Fatal.. It is the courage to continue that counts !! "

~ Sir Winston Churchill

“Accomplishments will prove to be a Journey.. Not a Destination !”

~ Dwight D. Eisenhower

Luck is occasional, but intent lasts forever.


THE DISTANCE b/w YOUR DREAMS AND REALITY IS CALLED ACTION

Anger, Frustration, Depression, Acceptance, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

"I've actually done a lot of research on that topic." - The Guy who Googled
-@A

चल पड़े जिधर दो डग, मग में.... चल पड़े कोटि पग उसी ओर....

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I usually get more like in pagalguy than FB....lookround

Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank.

Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.


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There are two primary choices in life to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them.....

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking....

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure--which is: Try to please everybody....

never cheat your honest dream !!


p.s. : I am the biggest fan of one-liners on this good green Earth.
lucky to find this thread. It's like a blessing.👍👍

If Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj were both drowning, and you only had time to save one, which video game would you play...?
-@A

“Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God.” 😃

“Every couple has ups and downs, every couple argues, and that's the thing—you're a couple, and couples can't function without trust."

If you want to try, go all the way. Otherwise don't even start.

You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word. pp

Stiffler proudly presents a compilation of(now a days famous one liner) "Yeh Aisa Hona Chaiye, Waisa Toh Woh Bhi Hai" :gm: :mg:


Ladkiyan foreigner honi chahiye...local toh mumbai ki trains bhi hai. .


relationship me trust aur pyaar hona chahiye Loyal toh kutte bhi hote hai....


Girlfriend passionate honi chahiye...Caring toh nurse b hai!.


Ladki andar se achi honi chahiye.....bahari nikhar tho fair n lovely bhi deti hai.


wife ek best frnd jaisi honi chahiye... life companion toh s4 bhi hota hain !!.


Ladka sensitive hona chahiye emotions toh wtsap main bhi hai.


Ladki Mein Attitude hona chaiye..Angry Toh Aaj kal birds bhi hote hai .


Air condition cooling dena chahiye.......hava tho lays ke packet me bhi hoti hai.


Cable ho toh tata sky jaisa Dish toh har ghar k kitchen me hote he.


Admi ko limit mai rehna chahiye....unlimited toh mera data plan bhi h....


Cement to pure honi chahiye strong to apni dosti bhi hai.


Zindagi suljhi hui honi chahiye..Uljhe hue toh baal bhi hai !!. .


ladki sweeet honi chaiye tikhi toh ramdev ki mirchi bhi hoti hain


ladka smart hona chahiye, ameer to Mukesh Ambani ka beta bhi hai.


laadki me sense of humor hona chahiye SUSHIL toh SHINDE bhi hota hai !!!


Ladki asli me ladki honi chahiye,Mahela toh jaywardane bhi hai..


Baal Swing honi chahiye, Shiny toh Ahuja bhi hai.. .


Ladkiya hamesha khush honi chahiye kyuki rotlu toh shreeshanth bhi hai.


Bachha ek hi paida hona chaiye...twins toh tower b hai.


Insan me atma sanman hona chahie, jaan to aaj kal cement me bhi hai. ..


day ko wonderful bhi hona chahiye,... SUNNY to aajkal LEONE bhi h ...


Reply to dhang ka hona chahiye....,"Hmm" to bhains bhi kar sakti h...


Degree ENGINEERING honi chaiye... Medical to Stores Bhi Hai

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My friends and family are my support system.

They tell me what I need to hear,

not what I want to hear and they are there for me in the good and bad times.

Without them I have no idea where I would be and

I know that their love for me is what's keeping my head above the water... 😃