Best one liners - Season 2

its not the wound that teaches ....but the healing !!!

โ€œWho knows what goes on in the mind of a cat?โ€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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Generally Indian Parents give their kids two career choices: Engineer or Doctor.Gandhi family only gives one: Prime Minister...!!
-@A

"Divided by ego, United by gossips" -Women ๐Ÿ‘ผ

โ€œPrayer is not asking. It is a longing of the soul. It is daily admission of one's weakness. It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart.โ€

Do not underestimate the determination of a quiet man.

Behind every Successful man is a surprised woman ๐Ÿ˜‰

An angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it will take her a week to pack for vacation...? WOMEN. ๐Ÿ˜ 
-@A

what did 0 say to the 8...? Nice Belt...! mg
-@A

Anger and Intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding...


Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on !!!

it is said that "money is the root of evil" and yes, sometimes a man need roots mgmg

โ€œTwo things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."mg

Man proposes god disposes

quite old !!




To love at all is to be vulnerable.

The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand? - Capt. Jack Sparrow :mg:


Sorry pakistan but it's called Gentlemen's game not Giantmen's game ๐Ÿ˜› rolleyes๐Ÿ˜‰

Be grateful for the thing you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need... ๐Ÿ˜ƒ