I either want less corruption or want more chance to participate in it 😛
It will take 42 muscles to frown.. but it will take only 4 muscles to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle 😛
Dance like nobody is going to put it on youtube 😛
If a big man with huge muscles kicks in your door and screams "Everyone get on the ground!!"
you then have 3 options. Stand there frozen, get on the ground, or scream back at him; "Maybe next time when you break into my house, you can knock first! That way, I can put my pants on and wipe my ass!!"
Memorize quotes. They're useful in ending and winning arguments. Then again, so are semi-automatic weapons.
My idea of car driving : Drive it like you stole it
All these wheeling and dealing is for fun............ Money is just the way we keep the scores 😛
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes ? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams
funny one i read here :
CAT results out... I got calls from dad, mom, friends and girlfriend.
best one so far : Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos
Apne haatho ki leekaron ko mat dekh mere dost
kyunki kismat toh unki b hoti hai jinke haath nahi hotey
"Find what you love and let it kill you."
They say you need to listen to what your body is telling you. But mine just points and laughs.
-@A
CAT Exam is Coming Closer
If people misunderstand you, your life becomes a typo.
-@A
Some people don't change, they just learn to lie better..
The problem with the world are the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid people are full of confidence.
-@A
The only indian thing that works against reservation is IRCTC.. 😁 😛
light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak....
Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.....