life is too short to be angry, just slap them in the face and move on 
“It is not true that people stop pursuing dreams because they grow old, they grow old because they stop pursuing dreams.” ― Gabriel García Márquez
"Heart's memory eliminates the bad and magnifies the good, and thanks to this artifice we manage to endure the burden of the past.” ― Gabriel García Márquez
Sreesanth arrested for spot-fixing.
BJP may soon demand PM's resignation for this ! 
-@A
Internet Explorer - The best browser to download other browsers
You can be the creator of your Own Destiny 
"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." 😃😃😐😐😁😁
-@A
There is no worse sight in the world than a room full of elephants ignoring each other
They paid Sreeshant for playing bad
Moral:When you are good at something don't do it for free
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle😁
Politics - Poli = Many , Tics = Blood sucking parasites
Leave it or be exceptional , mediocrity is for time passers...!!!
Its a wonderful feeling when you are going home. Its even more wonderful when your home is in Goa 😁
Bookie: So, whats the plan today?
Sreesanth: I'll get smashed for over 10 runs per over.
Bookie: Ok. So, you'll bowl badly?
Sreesanth: No, no. Normally.
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Alcohol is never the answer, but it definitely makes you forget the question. 🍻
-@A
Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says "haha good one" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap... 😴
If u loose all d negativity n be positive , there is always a Silver Lining ...😁
"Do you want to spend the rest of your life selling sugared water, or do you want a chance to change the world?"
#Steve jobs to John Sculley, erstwhile PepsiCola CEO, while coaxing him to leave Pepsi and join Apple. 😃
The easier you get something, the more you underestimate its value.