If a guy is uploading too many pictures with his wife on Facebook then either the wife is new or he is new on Facebook.
Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great. 👍
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
~Mark Twain
-@A
"If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where to return Mondays !"
~John Wagner
-@A
You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case 
Vani madhuram bhasha madhuram muskaan madhuram jeevan madhuram
Life: a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate...!
Everyone is self-centered, its the radius that differs!!!
"In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me an invincible summer." - Albert Camus
Beware of sugary people. They are worse than diabetes.
"A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing" -- Oscar Wilde
The awkward moment when a GPS tells a gay person to go straight 😃
I am told that if this one liner gets 100 likes, it would be safe for me not to vote for the corrupt government next year... ...
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 
"Life is a constant struggle to make your next generation enjoy what you can't afford " - Average middle class Indian
continuation... "In this attempt self happiness is often bemoaned as selfish"
~ LIVE ~
'My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely'. 😛
- Les Dawson
The time taken by a B-school to process your refund is inversely proportional to time given by them to pay the amount initially.😠
PS. Your frustration remains constant in the entire process
I wonder , we lazy people go to the heaven or they send someone to pick us up.
-@A
Intel inside. Idiot outside 