Best one liners - Season 2

Jobs & Careers
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@19rahul91 said:
My girlfriend and I lived happily for twenty years....then we met
superb line
2596

Take up a challange,never give up

Prove yourself,own your words


2597

Strategy is knowing when to join the ranks and wisdom is knowing when you're on your own.

2598

worry is,

Misuse of imagination

2599
"When it €™s time to die, let us not discover that we have never lived."
-Henry David Thoreau
2600

Be so high up in life that if you threw a rupee off the edge, inflation would reduce its value to Rs.0.999999975 by the time it landed. :mg:

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@grkkrg said:
Be so high up in life that if you threw a rupee off the edge, inflation would reduce its value to Rs.0.999999975 by the time it landed.
INFLATION INSPIRED .......MANMOHAN DELIVERED
2602
The problem wid CAT aspirants is that one wrong answer and their future honeymoon shifts from Mauritius to Massoorie... . N wid 2 wrong answers....it shifts to Mayapuri or Delhi 😁 :P
2603
@miseera said:
The problem wid CAT aspirants is that one wrong answer and their future honeymoon shifts from Mauritius to Massoorie... . N wid 2 wrong answers....it shifts to Mayapuri or Delhi
reality!
2604

Class is knowing what to say, When To say it, and when to Stop! :thumbsup:

2605
Ignorance is bliss
2606

Mayawati is the only unmarried person who has confirmed participation in the Prime Minister's race.

2607
@miseera said:
Ignorance is bliss
And knowledge is power
2608

★ Where there is IRON , there is RUST ★

2609
@19rahul91 said:
˜… Where there is IRON , there is RUST ˜…
R u sure ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_pillar_of_Delhi

2610
~You can be Good, Either to the world or to Yourself~
2611
The toughest call in life is not not saying a "yes", infact it is saying "No".
2612
@nwelief said:
Proverb hai yaara...research material nhi
2613

Does this smell like Chloroform to you ??

2614
@19rahul91 said:
Proverb hai yaara...research material nhi